Do you play an instrument?

ebgood said:

But im an expert with vaginas

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Big_Lou said:

Same here....after a few minutes the P be like....

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mo841 said:

I played the baritone in 6th grade and the tuba in 7th. These were the only instruments that the school supplied so I went with it. For what ever reason I was worried about my parents not having to rent an instrument although looking back they could have easily covered it.

Later in life around 16 I got a fender bass guitar and a 500 watt amp for x mass which was fun. Point that big ass amp at my ass hole neighbors house and let it rip on a couple occasions.

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tyler.durden said:

You guys know me. I play violin and viola professionally, and some piano. I also have a rich, semi-trained baritone voice that people have used in ensembles. I've been playing for almost 40 years, started when I was 3. I am first violin and manager for one of the top classical chamber ensembles in my city, and it's the only thing I can list as income, because the majority of my income is from growing and selling weed in our black market. Weed and music, what a life. I would suggest you take piano, Pad. You get the most bang for your musical buck, especially starting a this late age. I think every musician should learn piano, it's the best musical stepping stone imo...

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tyler.durden said:

I played baritone trombone in grade school, too. That was a blast! Brass is fun...

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Big_Lou said:

Were you a master tromboner? Did you have your fingering chart memorized?

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zeddd said:

do you have permission to be up this late?

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Big_Lou said:

Not sure, but your mom's sure not complaining and she's right here beside me! She's even wearing that blue shirt that gets me SOOOO hard!

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srh88 said:

I get he loved letting you play with his organ

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tyler.durden said:

Lol! Did you end up getting a left-handed guitar, or just learned backward on that one? What's even better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ

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Hookabelly said:

Yes young srh88-san, that was the joke


Nah, I learned right handed. what's even better than tulips on your organ? Rubbing a saxophone: it makes the jazz come out

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srh88 said:

ahhhhh arent you witty lol..
i did the same thing too. im left handed but i learned on a right handed guitar. think it works out better having my good hand on the frets

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Steve French said:

I also did the ole Joe Strummer thing. Probably set me back personally. Not that it's noticeable at all now. I could not co-ordinate my fretting hand at all for the first many months. Well, probably good for fretting abilities in the end. Can sure stretch the cunt. Can't manage to fingerstyle worth a shit though.

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Big_Lou said:

Were you a master tromboner? Did you have your fingering chart memorized?

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.Pinworm. said:

Drums. For about 16-17 years now. Was in a few shitty bands, and every once in awhile I get a call for some help with studio work/recording. The pay has always been shit, but it's still one of my favorite things in the world. I'm on ninjam.com - hit me up if you ever want to dick around live. Punk/metal/thrash, whatever you got.

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