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dressing like a clown and listening to people dressed like clowns rapping isnt my idea of fun. sorry..... Being high, having my guitar strapped on, venue packed out, amps full blast and syncro headbanging is what tickles my pickle REAL music is how its done fuck trying to be uber famous and...

gay? well they would be! putting their hands down my boxers to get it from my gooch sick

Compression session? hotboxing? same thing? hotboxing a car is always fun, i like not being able to see through the smoke, makes me feel like a stoned ninja :) or one of those fuck off industrial bins, if you ever find one thats empty and that doesn't smell then all in and light up (Y) would...

jeez, when your baked it sounds even better :) made some changes to it as of an hour ago, sounding lush as fuck (Y) nother burn then im gonna give my guitar a good thrashing :D

so yeah, i get high and play guitar, tab the songs onto guitar pro 5 which i actually enjoy doing (drums the most) open cubase and FL studio, then i use Addictivedrums (rather than EZdrummer which is hugely overused and sounds wank mostly) to make the drums sound a bit more real. Then i use some...

anything is good food to me when i come home the fridge and cupboards are shitting it then i thouroughly rape them of everything they have inside them but yeah anythings good, i always end up making some kind of super sarnie though last nights (well this mornings) was double ham, double cheese...

music myself my mates my family cannabis xbox the internet being young money and getting high and waiting all year round for that summer sun :) even if i was homeless id still be looking forward to every summer under the sun getting baked and just chillin :)

ive seen someone toke through a dildo before and i shit you not! not the foggyest on how they made it tokeable but it looked smooth as fuck fuck putting my lips on someones mums dildo though maybe if she was a milf id grace it with a few hits but i stuck to joints that night he told me it was...

fuck jobseekers allowance and their shitty fortnightly payment! i wanna get blazed now! fuck not having money right now fuck the dealers for not ticking me one till i get my jobseekers fuck my mum for not having the money to lend me so i can get high then pay her back when i get my jobseekers...

we usually get weed, have a joint in the car, that puts me in a decent mood cos i love cars, and my mate who's driving it gets excited and drives more funny which is phat (Y) but yeah, we have a blaze then go upto to danes dyke which is a dyke if you can imagine. we go for a 'ninja' which...

cats are where its at you dont have to walk a cat, simple as? my cats older than me, in human years i mean, he's 20 this june :) old kitty! but he doesnt look old, doesnt act old, doesnt smell old he's just the same big fat loving meow machine thats he's always been :) so that sounded gay...

+100000000 to him!! im glad that theres people like this they shouldent have detained him, should have let him carry on with it if he dies he dies, he knows he could get killed and he's obviously more than fine with it. and the fact that he brought a sword to a gunfight though? epic, truly...

they'll understand when they have one haha i can remember my first. shedding it up one morning, literlly been out of bed for 5 minutes, smoked a huuuge jay with my mate, then another straight after, i started getting all warm and i knew i was feeling sick, got outta the shed, gingerly made my...

i know uk gangs have got guns but i aint part of a gang, nor do i know anyone in a gang. i wouldent want to tbh wherebouts you from in the uk anyways fella?

you know your smokin on some good shit when you whitey. simple as ;) or you get that energy rush were you cant control yourself and you start running and goin sick :D, we go out into a forest near mine and go for a 'ninja' which means, get real high then run about the forest like idiots doin...

when i get high it turns me into the person that i want to be. i feel confident, im funnier, i can sit and listen to music or make music for hours on end cant explain the feeling i get sometimes, but when you get a phat ass deal of some phat ass bud. and after the first joint you always get to...

i once bought a Q, had a really awkward jam sesh with my dealer, he was playin all blues and funk shit while i was trying to beast some whitechapel lmao, he didnt look best pleased. we stopped, had a few more bongs an that, then i was waiting for the 'off' signal but he was like, gotta make some...

dont mean to bash you, coz i aint, but admit it, were faggots compared to the yanks in terms of ganster points. we have 2 inch shanks, mebbe a bat if were feeling naughty. they have uzi's, glock's an ak's although, its them who speak our language ;)

you smoke half an ounce to a full ounce a day to yourself do you? jesuslungs mate, jesuslungs........

into his ass