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lol i didnt take a shit and I was sitting there peeing and i fixed it

lol yup........

So Im planning my next tattoo and here are two ideas A) Mehndi Inspired Owl: If I do this Im gonna have the artist fix it up and put his own thing on it, this isn't quite as refined as I like B) Alphonse Mucha style woman: My only issue is if it's not executed right its gonna look bad...

aha id rather not, i just kinda created the thread cause i was home alone and had no one to vent to about how grossed out i was

they bribed me into making brownies, they had all taken 5 500mgs of vicodin, and I got to take one 500mg for the first time and smoke two blunts if I made dinner and brownies. needless to say I got fucked up but my sister couldnt handle it and puked everywhere, so all those little hardened...

Ok so i found out the truth. Not shit, but nearly as bad. it was stomach bile covered bits of brownie throwup that had hardened on my bath tub because my sister cant be bothered to clean her vicodin induced throw up

It could have been only one of three people. My sister, our friend Samantha, or our friend Joey. It had been there for a while, not even hot water could get it off alone, I had to use lysol

So today I go into my bathroom to do my business, and i move the shower curtain to re-arrange it.. and there are little chunks of HUMAN SHIT in my bath tub. Those were not there yesterday, or last night. I am absolutely disgusted and worked a way out to clean it using a super sized chopstick...

gah i want to like canna's post so bad...

lol she wasnt pregnant or anything, i guess she loved him and then her parents told her she could marry him, so she did. I remember back when I was like 15 hanging out with them, they were telling me about all the girls they knew who were our age and had 25 year old bfs, and that they would...

A friend of mine from high school, same age as me, told me that her little sister has been married for over a year and a half. The girl is like just about to be 18, so she got married at 16. Would you let your daughter get married that young? BTW, they're hmong so its socially acceptable for...

I miss the likes, there's so much stuff I want to like, its irritating me

hmm in a perfect world, Id have a fridge stocked with lots of drinks, snacks, etc (but it'd be a place for everyone, not just me, so i wouldnt be eating it all) comfortable places to sit, and a wide variety of smoking peices. Then I'd have a shelf full of weed to choose from. A nice setup for...

so? what does that have to do with this? troll. Im not ashamed, I was young

no. find a quote where I mentioned a unit of states

I never said that. I said the states were UNITED under the constitution

Thanks for the best irony I have heard in a long long time. Coming from you... I think I got a new sig

Lol my h key gets stuck sometimes. Either way doesnt change my message

How do you know they were fucking? It could have been just texts

You're reading too much into it. Its not scary. Shit ever hear people refer to the "FAMILY UNIT"