Yeah, we went downtown Portland, and shit got crazy pretty quick. We're playing pool, minding our own business, and this assclown comes over offering to buy shots while his gf sits in the corner texting. Ninja was like, "yeah, cool" and before you know it, Ninja has the guy buying the whole bar a round, and I'm not sure but I think his gf slipped her number to him. Then we wandered up the street and landed a front row table in a windowless bar where everyone was walking by. He was trying to tell me about a trip he took, but bitches kept coming up and talking to him. One chick had a veil and a sache that said "getting married". It took her whole entourage to get her off of him. She was all like "I have one more night before I'm married", and he was like, "nah, but thanks", and it made her even crazier. Bitch was losing her mind on him. Then we're easing down the road and this dude comes running by with two cops chasing him; Ninja throws out an arm and smooth clotheslines the dude. They had to call and ambulance to get him off the sidewalk. Cops were like, "thanks, my man". On our way back to our cars, this homeless guy is like, "hey, guys, do you have an extra cigarette?" and Ninja gives him the rest of his pack. guy is trying to give Ninja his boots. Just before I got in my car he slips me this Chron nug that stunk up my car. Good times.
Great Minds.........lol
