Think of the Children International
I'm Sally Struthers, noted celebrity Drunk Driver, Pill Popper, and tertiary performer on a sit-com from the 70's, and I'm here to ask for your help on behalf of Think of the Children.
Every day millions of children go through their lives with Nobody To Think About Them! I'ts shocking, I know, but with your help we can stop this epidemic of uncontemplated children.
This is Kwame, he lives in war torn Liberia, and from the moment he wakes up, till he goes to bed, Nobody thinks about him.
His parents are so busy working their farm, and tending to the needs of Kwame and his 3 brothers and sisters, that they never get a chance to sit down and Really Think about him.
The kind of deep contemplation that really proves that you care. Even in his school, Kwame's teachers are too busy preparing lessons and teaching to take the time to Really Think
about Kwame or any of the dozens of other children in their care. Even his Government is too busy fending off Leftist Guerrillas and Slavers to give Kwame and the other children in his
position the deep consideration and pointless musing that they deserve.
But YOU can help.
Join up with Think of the Children and our crusade to ensure that Every Child is pondered, mulled over and contemplated like they deserve. For the low price of just a few minutes a day
you can adopt a child to Think About just like Kwame.
Dont let your idle daydreams and useless navel gazing go to waste! Use those wasted moments to Think of the Children, for a better tomorrow.
Doesnt Kwame deserve a few moments of your time to ponder his life?
If you have an empty head, and no worthwhile thoughts to keep in it, YOU can help.
Send in your useless thoughts today.
Sponsored by Yes We Can!
the President's council on Hope and Change
The Ministry of Pointless Waffling and Indecision.
and Mindless Boobs Like You.