Early on I had quite a few girlfriends, even though the relationships didn't last more than a few years, most still remain friends. I've worked in radio a good chunk of my life, started in the 80's. Working mostly the graveyard shift, I hooked up with a lot of girls who called in late at night, so a good supply of nookie, but a lot of them were crazy/drunk/cranksters.
I kept getting calls one one who piqued my interest, even though she was 17 years younger than me. We talked all night once, and she called me when I got home and we had phone sex. Next Friday night I was bored, went to the local bar for a bit, got bored there and decided to call her. Went to where she lived, we talked and I brought over a sixpack of King Cobra. We talked and drank that, then she basically had her way with me.
We were together for 17 pretty good years, but then she left me to go back east to be with a guy she met playing Everquest (we both played)
Single for the first time in years, I got on Myspace, Facebook and some dating sites and met/dated some really nice women but nothing serious. One a free dating site, OK Cupid, I got a message from a woman who expressed interest. I told her to check my Myspace page since it was loaded with info and pics of me. We met briefly for coffee. Decided we would have a proper date/dinner that upcoming Saturday. On Friday night I was home just having a few beers and chatting on the 'puter when she called and asked if she could come over to hang, she didn't want to wait til Saturday. She came over, we drank/smoked and watched Donnie Darko on DVD. Hehe and then she basically had her way with me!
Less than a year later I moved in with her, and the following year we got married. We rented out the VFW hall and had a 20's gangster-themed wedding that was so cool. All the guests wore flapper outfits/20's era garb, we had decorations, blackjack tables etc. She had her hair done in that 20's curl style and that type of makeup, I rented a zoot suit with a hat with a feather in it, semi-pimp I guess. The part of the cermony where we did vows and were asked if took the other etc etc, we had 2 shots of Patron, so when asked, we paused like we werent sure, each took our shot and then said what the hell
Went to Lake Tahoe next day for our honeymoon and saw Foreigner..at the time John Bonhams son jason was playing drums for them, this was just a few months after the one shot Led Zeppelin reunion, dude pounded those drums.
That's it!
