Pirates Vs Ninjas?

[loquacious]

She's all tied up folks. Interesting.

What if there was a hybrid? Some crazy ninja momma-san gets freaky deaky with Redbeard.

Out pops a little foul mouthed, drunk, yet extremely stealthy, violent mothahumpa.......shit that sounds like something that happened about 36 yrs ago or so. Ta-daaaaaaaaaa

HOLY SHIT! Now that's funny!

 

[Devildog93]

Fringe is pretty badass. I watched the new episode earlier tonight.

Totally bad ass. I thought it was gonna fade after the Thurs to Fri night switch. Didn't miss a beat, and is getting better. My absolute favorite tv show.

Walter-nate and F-Olivia....lol Shit is great.

Back to the story.....Go ninjas.

 

[kether noir]

i say pirate because, my wife has a very nice ass.



EDIT: on a more serious note. wtf would a ninja be doing on a pirate ship, unless they were kidnaped. and forced to fight in the octagon of fury. fists for f-18s and what not. damn catholic assassins!!! to the planks!!!!!!

 

[chillwills]

am i the only one who thinks of butt-pirate everytime i hear the word pirate?

 

[Louis541]

 

[loquacious]

Everyone knows that most of those "wenches" were fat older women. Besides, who doesn't like petite Asian chicks?

 

[redivider]

am i the only one who thinks of butt-pirate everytime i hear the word pirate?

actually




yes.





fag.


no offense.... you know.... gays.....

 

[Devildog93]

am i the only one who thinks of butt-pirate everytime i hear the word pirate?

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(silence.....)






(then a small chirp of a cricket)


lol

 

[StonedPony]

Ninja's are asian????? fucking CHuck lied to me...........fuck norris and his work out program.

 

[chillwills]

actually




yes.





fag.


no offense.... you know.... gays.....

hahaha good one!

Im actually straight.........just ask your sister
























and your mom








and your girlfriend!


Zing!

 

[Louis541]

Everyone knows that most of those "wenches" were fat older women. Besides, who doesn't like petite Asian chicks?

you can keep your hairy bushed, inappropriately pedotastic asian girls

 

[Devildog93]

you can keep your hairy bushed, inappropriately pedotastic asian girls

All I can say is....

Large hands.....

small penis.....






Wait a minute....

 

[chillwills]

you can keep your hairy bushed, inappropriately pedotastic asian girls

Lmao! They do seem to love their big black bush.

 

[kether noir]

you can keep your hairy bushed, inappropriately pedotastic asian girls

talk about it. when else have you seen a bush that looks like shorts???

 

[StonedPony]

talk about it. When else have you seen a bush that looks like shorts???

bwahahhahahaahahah

 

[chillwills]

talk about it. when else have you seen a bush that looks like shorts???

Hahahaha It looks like they have a fluffy kitten sitting on their lap

 

[StonedPony]

from highly trained ninja down to bush......yep yep we are stoners

 

[loquacious]

The reason their bush is so large is so the ninja can hide in there to attack! Besides, I have dated a few Japanese women and they were all well groomed.

 

[Devildog93]

bwahahhahahaahahah

What he said.....Phook me LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Hydrotech364]

Ninja origin 1800BC
Pirate origin 1600AD
Pirates are bitch ass pud suckers easy pickins for Shadow Warriors.