Pirates Vs Ninjas?

Pirates Vs Ninjas?

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Puffer Fish said:
Bro .. u got to understand that Good Pirates can also be great ninjas !
Great ninjas can't be good pirates !

;)

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LOL.

Trying to figure this logic out....ah what the hell.....bongsmilie not quite.....:joint: .....I kinda see it....bongsmilie...shit I lost it again.
 
I just read the otori tales. 4 books of ninja invisiblity and splitting of the second self and such, and suddenly the french catholic pirates appear with guns and pretty much decimate everything that the main character had spent his life building :D YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
This just in.....

The remix....

[video=youtube;Pb9PI4dJ5u4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb9PI4dJ5u4&feature=related[/video]

There is also a Wu Tang Clan remix...lol

I freakin admire the shit outta this dude.....fuck them pigs. Like 30 on 1, and he still nearly got away....then calling them fuckers on from the Ambulance. I would plus +rep this dude if I could.

Dude rocks, plain and simple....or plain and simply dude is smokin rocks.
 
Devildog93 said:
This just in.....

The remix....

[video=youtube;Pb9PI4dJ5u4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb9PI4dJ5u4&feature=related[/video]

There is also a Wu Tang Clan remix...lol

I freakin admire the shit outta this dude.....fuck them pigs. Like 30 on 1, and he still nearly got away....then calling them fuckers on from the Ambulance. I would plus +rep this dude if I could.

Dude rocks, plain and simple....or plain and simply dude is smokin rocks.
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this guy ranks up there w chuck norris and techno viking in my book
 
Ninjas all the way. You don't need to be stealthy at all times to be deadly. They're master's of Ninjutsu so with any weapon or hand to hand... the pirates are fucked. Muskets are inaccurate weapons that lob balls of iron... however ninjas are trained in deadly accuracy with throwing knives, stars, blowguns, and straight up bows and arrows.

The only scenario even remotely doable for the drunken pirates would be to be sitting on their ship off shore and lobbing cannon balls all over. Even then, the ninjas are smart enough to find a way around them. Shit, it's been said plenty of times that ninjas were seen running on top of water. Ninjas are life-hackers.

Plus Ninja Assassin was fucking tits. Never seen a homo pirate movie come even remotely close to being that wickedly win.
 
mystifiedbongs said:
this guy ranks up there w chuck norris and techno viking in my book
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I like how they draw down on him so he's like ....whoa.....OK mofo....I'll drop my weapon......but I can't drop these muthafuckin guns....they came included.....

Waaaataaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fuckin dude is the shit.
 
Benassi said:
Ninjas all the way. You don't need to be stealthy at all times to be deadly. They're master's of Ninjutsu so with any weapon or hand to hand... the pirates are fucked. Muskets are inaccurate weapons that lob balls of iron... however ninjas are trained in deadly accuracy with throwing knives, stars, blowguns, and straight up bows and arrows.

The only scenario even remotely doable for the drunken pirates would be to be sitting on their ship off shore and lobbing cannon balls all over. Even then, the ninjas are smart enough to find a way around them. Shit, it's been said plenty of times that ninjas were seen running on top of water. Ninjas are life-hackers.

Plus Ninja Assassin was fucking tits. Never seen a homo pirate movie come even remotely close to being that wickedly win.
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So how come all the best NiNjas ... call me before hand ... just to make sure it is nice and stealthy for them .... to do this hacking ??

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Don't get me wrong I love Ninjas !
But they only know how to run practiced scripts ... hence abilities are limited.

Ninjas .... hired thugs ... trained assassins ... dispatched by a figure head .... and motivated by money and power.
Pirates .... not so much !
;)
 
tip top toker said:
I just read the otori tales. 4 books of ninja invisiblity and splitting of the second self and such, and suddenly the french catholic pirates appear with guns and pretty much decimate everything that the main character had spent his life building :D YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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That pretty much ends thread. Ninjas, got beat by the fuckin FRENCH.
CASE CLOSED
 
Haha, it is my assumption they are french by the funny clothes they are portrayed as wearing and the strange sounds of their accent and their male and female words. Could be anyone from europe really :lol: but hey, gotta be someone to stir up the controvesy here! :D
 
Pirates are all weak from scurvy and numbers are all thinned out by the latest mutiny attempt. Plus, a ship sitting out in the middle of the ocean isn't a good defense, more like a sitting duck. Could easily coordinate an attack against pirates. Ninjas you can't find until you're standing there with your own ass in one hand and your heart in the other with a blank stare... gurgle gurgle...
 
Chomps said:
Pirates are all weak from scurvy and numbers are all thinned out by the latest mutiny attempt. Plus, a ship sitting out in the middle of the ocean isn't a good defense, more like a sitting duck. Could easily coordinate an attack against pirates. Ninjas you can't find until you're standing there with your own ass in one hand and your heart in the other with a blank stare... gurgle gurgle...
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You must be talking about them lo-tech ghetto pirates .... my crib is pimp .... no scurvy here ...
:)

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StonedPony said:
[video=youtube;EEpf_yD2PNo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEpf_yD2PNo[/video]

Nice find SP! Remind me to plus rep you if I forget!




bust a move on that ninja
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Puffer Fish said:
You must be talking about them lo-tech ghetto pirates .... my crib is pimp .... no scurvy here ...
:)

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LOLOL nice cartoon. I love these drawings especially the masturbation one.

Im glad that we could all come together, put the drama behind us and dare to ask.....what if a pirate and ninja fought? What if....

Although I am upset that I woke up and ninjas are winning wtf =/
 
Are you guys fucking kidding me? I know we all think ninjas look cool, I'll admit that much but I REAL pirate would take out his blunderbust/musket, shoot, stab for good measure, and ret of crew will plunder body and take all cool ninja toys. So imagine that a pirate now with NINJA stars and kantana...no fucking contest you ask me. The open water or close quater combat is all pirate. Okay a ninja can do all that sneaky bitch shit but as soon as that pirate sees that guy on the deck tipp toeing its a wrap. period.
 
Louis541 said:
Pirate all the way, a ninja may be stealthy, but you can't sneak up on anyone on the open sea. Plus pirate are cool as fuck

I always wondered why they never pitted them against each other in The Deadliest Warrior.
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Why do the ninjas have to go to the pirates? I think ninjas FTW
 
webb107 said:
Why do the ninjas have to go to the pirates? I think ninjas FTW
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Ok, so we come to you, and then it's just gonna be a few hours of burning your houses, stealing your lasses and killing everything you've ever loved. Pirates don't come 2 or 3 at a time. the whole fleet is gonna rape you. :D
 
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