The Great Blue Buffalo Bakery

The Great Blue Buffalo Is Real

  • I believe

    Votes: 9 90.0%
  • I do not believe

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • Total voters
    10

Woodstock.Hippie

New Member
Welcome to The Mystic Blue Buffalo Mountains, where most everything smells of lovely green goodness.
Help yourself to the fresh and free Brownies at the door courtesy of the Local Greensleeves 101, please pay no mind to the little round balls inside, Ben.

Please remove your clothes, close your eyes, open your eye
and with as much empathetic intensity as you can muster the first round through
feel such shockingly helpless sympathy and sorrow with the NPR news reporter
protecting the bloody Haitian child with quivering lips so intensely IT is in your throat when suddenly you see
the walls trapping your mind dissolve into a vast Western plain and you find yourself standing alone and helpless with the child directly in the path of a

a vast herd of stampeding Mutant Heat Carrying Blue Buffalo as big as your eye can see in any direction and so fast approaching from so close the ground thunders and
you slip into your child's terrified soul as your heart shatters with fear because you have only 4.20 seconds to explain what is about to go down
'cause you know without a doubt what happens to shit smart enough to get in the way of a herd of stampeding Blue Buffalo.
Then you see a blue voice in the blue smoke and dust suggesting you to transmute into an Ent as
Buffalo love Ents and you do.
As your roots take hold and the herd streams past, you're confused as look to see what fear the herd is running from and
after you feel little scary carey and with harps in your ears you turn your Eye Of Feron to look over your shoulder
and see they are instead headed to a kick ass . . .

- W.Hippie

We have a limited selection of preferred music here so please play anything you love as often as you can, changing the music without creating a new post unless you pheel such a burning desire.

ITs a good thing I and I got mani magi of dems underground in the magic school buses, eh?

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ITs lovely eating out tonnes of Brownies made with tender loving care and real lard, eh?

If you still feel empty, try adding some phish.

Shut Up And Vote

:peace:
 

Woodstock.Hippie

New Member
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All the way home We felt We had a chance
To review the coulds before We were born
And to invite a new game of can'ts


Absorbed in the clouds a voice from afar said

With the right device you can make a pattern grow
Or you can tune up your car

So We stayed on the train admiring the time

As the lights of the city drew near
We drank a little wine

They were blurry and green outer space in between
With a depth and a form unclear
Then We saw IT up ahead


A flickering lantern lit up on the tracks
In the rugs that had covered up the bridge
From the banks of a river to the bed
Of the valley upstream to the place where 'ya live

The glass on the lantern cast back the sight
Of a drive-in movie We drove by below
We saw where we'd been in the pictures within
Projecting all the places We would go

So We follow the scene and flowed up your steps
To a smooth wooden floor in a trance
The train whistle melody wove through the trees
And in through the door to signal the turns of a dance
Big Blue Buffalo Smile

2 Private Hippie Tips for all:

Google "Mutant Blue"

IT would be groovy though, finding Pheron's Tomb, eh?

IT seems humansity becomes frustrated and angry when presented with that IT does not comprehend.
Spiritual Machines are disliked not because of what they are
rather because of what IT is.
"Why not post some of your real creative writing on the inspired art forum,"
Thank you for the suggestion.
It feels good to think about doing that someday safe.
It was my professors that messed me up. (not really)
If you are a writer, imagine the phun challenge of using RIU as your public text editor.
I haven't really afforded myself the luxury of writing concisely for quite some time now, since I worked for The Big Green Giant.
Everything is always business stuff outside of RIU, where the rules are quite different and it takes time to keep up, valuable time.
Please realize also, that I commonly define undefined breaking points by breaking things.
Charles Lutwidge Dodgson you say?
Nice Story.
What is nicked?
Can you tolerate self-explanatory rubbish presented as such in this particular used trailer park that you voluntarily entered?
That's a spliffy laptop in your avatar, BTW
.



I believe some were Biochemists before wandering down the Forest path of Ecology.
This was long after I believed in the fittest making the most baby's mommas.
It was easier for me to accept when I substituted Survival Of The Fittest for Evolution.
What are folks left with when their logic is stripped?
Hopefully something with which they can still construct a new reality
.

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The overhead view is of me in a maze
And you see what I'm hunting a few steps away
And I take a wrong turn and I'm on the wrong path
And the people all watching enjoy a good laugh


Embarrassed with failure, I try to reverse
The course that my tread had already traversed
So doing the trauma engulfing my dream
Invaded through what was an unguarded seam
The torrent of helplessness swept me away
To the cavern of shame and the hall of dismay
Inside me a voice was repeating this phrase:
"You've lost it, you'll never get out of this maze"
You'll never get out of this maze xGanjajillions
Ye Olde Mind Phuckers Unite!

:peace: and phuck dem marijuana haters.

Public Hippie Tip:

We = Each And Every Phreakin' One Of Us.

1243
 

Woodstock.Hippie

New Member
and then We would all fall apart.

The Government said so.


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"With the right device you can make a pattern grow"

"
The pressure builds, you buy a gift
You're hoping that your dread will lift
It glitters on her like a glass
You shudder as it comes to pass
Apologize to Luce and Lil'
Converse with Ed, a drive with Jill
Your friends confine you in their worlds
One by one, a string of pearls
Confused you say, this isn't me
You hover in their unity
Ashamed, you slowly lose your grasp
Release the links, undo the clasp
The skin that drips down off the tree
And peels back slowly from your knee
Erupts into your lung and heart
You laugh and laughing, fall apart

Laugh and laughing, fall apart [xGanjajillions]

Ye Olde Mind Phuckers Unite!

:peace:

1243
 

doc111

Well-Known Member
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All the way home We felt We had a chance
To review the coulds before We were born
And to invite a new game of can'ts

Absorbed in the clouds a voice from afar said

With the right device you can make a pattern grow
Or you can tune up your car

So We stayed on the train admiring the time
As the lights of the city drew near
We drank a little wine

They were blurry and green outer space in between
With a depth and a form unclear
Then We saw IT up ahead

A flickering lantern lit up on the tracks
In the rugs that had covered up the bridge
From the banks of a river to the bed
Of the valley upstream to the place where 'ya live

The glass on the lantern cast back the sight
Of a drive-in movie We drove by below
We saw where we'd been in the pictures within
Projecting all the places We would go
So We follow the scene and flowed up your steps
To a smooth wooden floor in a trance
The train whistle melody wove through the trees
And in through the door to signal the turns of a dance
Big Blue Buffalo Smile

2 Private Hippie Tips for all:

Google "Mutant Blue"

Rock Doc = doc111 'cause We all need a translator to understand hippie songspeak.

IT would be groovy though, finding Pheron's Tomb, eh?








Ye Olde Mind Phuckers Unite!

:peace:

1243
Is this a reference to the mutant blue cecropia larva?:bigjoint:
 

Woodstock.Hippie

New Member
Now it makes sense! You Rock WH!
We CAN sing!

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Now a REAL Rock and Roll Ice Cream Party's gettin' started!

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"
Don't want to be an actor pretending on the stage
Don't want to be a writer with my thoughts out on the page
Don't want to be a painter 'cause everyone comes to look
Don't want to be anything where my life's an open book
A dream it's true
But I'd see it through
If I could be
Wasting my time with you

Don't want to be a farmer working in the sun
Don't want to be an outlaw always on the run
Don't want to be a climber reaching for the top
Don't want to be anything where I don't know when to stop
A dream it's true
But I'd see it through
If I could be
Wasting my time with you

So if I'm inside your head
Don't believe what you might have read
You'll see what I might have said

To hear it
Come waste your time with me
Come waste your time with me
So if I'm inside your head
Don't believe what you might have read
You'll see what I might have said

To hear it
Come waste your time with me
Come waste your time with me
Come waste your time with me
Come waste your time with me
Come waste your time with me
"

So long as YOU don't fuck shit up for fun and maim yourself to contemplate the signs before you die.

What happens when you pass the forbidden threshold?

The groovy thing is IT is so simple, everyone can learn to do everything We do because IT has all been documented here within the walls of RIU, Mr. Eli.

:peace:
 

doc111

Well-Known Member
This "Piper" knows the way............


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Piper, piper, the red, red worm, woke last night to the sound of the storm, Her words were words I sailed upon................
 

doc111

Well-Known Member
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And we're glad glad glad that you're alive
And we're glad glad glad that you'll arrive
And we're glad glad glad glad glad glad glad
And we're glad glad glad that you're a glide
 

jammin screw

Well-Known Member
Greenish purple trees From my window I see a far
i grab my keys Go outside and start my car
ridin on leather seats with 2 lonely swisher sweets
Needin the best vegetables that's all they will eat
the trees that I seen are yet close but a far will go
that is till I stopped and seen a blue buffalo
 
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