Kittencat’s thread

[curious2garden]

You apparently never met our former bisexual yoga instructor.

ROFLMAO! or our Franzia fueled sock army. We've had some doozies

 

[curious2garden]

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LOL that's not on a Tesla jj, you're slippin!

 

[Singlemalt]

Exploding with fire, not bowels

"The tape is from a local TV news show in Oregon, which sent a reporter out to cover the removal of a 45-foot, eight-ton dead whale that washed up on the beach. The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed on the Oregon State Highway Division, apparently on the theory that highways and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects. So anyway, the highway engineers hit upon the plan -- remember, I am not making this up -- of blowing up the whale with dynamite. The thinking is that the whale would be blown into small pieces, which would be eaten by seagulls, and that would be that. A textbook whale removal."

 

[The Gram Reaper]

Blow it up and push the rubble into the ocean. God damn I love when people get shit done!

 

[curious2garden]

"The tape is from a local TV news show in Oregon, which sent a reporter out to cover the removal of a 45-foot, eight-ton dead whale that washed up on the beach. The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed on the Oregon State Highway Division, apparently on the theory that highways and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects. So anyway, the highway engineers hit upon the plan -- remember, I am not making this up -- of blowing up the whale with dynamite. The thinking is that the whale would be blown into small pieces, which would be eaten by seagulls, and that would be that. A textbook whale removal."

LOLOL textbook!

 

[Singlemalt]

Blow it up and push the rubble into the ocean. God damn I love when people get shit done!

LOL

 

[curious2garden]

 

[Singlemalt]

I remember that on the news the day the blew it up

 

[curious2garden]

I remember that on the news the day the blew it up

Energetic materials and a rotting carcass, what could possibly go wrong.

 

[The Gram Reaper]

I'm surprised they didn't have beers and a Marlboro while they where setting up the tnt. My parents would have invited all sorts of people and told them to bring the kids.

 

[curious2garden]

I'm surprised they didn't have beers and a Marlboro while they where setting up the tnt. My parents would have invited all sorts of people and told them to bring the kids.

So you were raised right. What happened?

 

[Grandpapy]

I remember that on the news the day the blew it up

First time seeing it, had me rolling. Thanks!

 

[Singlemalt]

This one was good too> PENIS!
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/4096586/ns/us_news-environment/t/thar-she-blows-dead-whale-explodes/

 

[The Gram Reaper]

So you were raised right. What happened?

I think it could have been the second hand smoke.

 

[The Gram Reaper]

This one was good too> PENIS!
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/4096586/ns/us_news-environment/t/thar-she-blows-dead-whale-explodes/

The best part is the guy standing right next to whale guts for the photo op. You don't have to be that close to know what the fuck just happened.

 

[curious2garden]

I think it could have been the second hand smoke.

Well if all you can afford is second hand smoke it is better than no smoke at all! I'm sure they did the best they could.

 

[The Gram Reaper]

'guy that stands there for whale explosion photos' is probably a job in japan

 

[Singlemalt]

The best part is the guy standing right next to whale guts for the photo op. You don't have to be that close to know what the fuck just happened.

You gotta respect the Chinese people's reverence for the almighty penis

 

[The Gram Reaper]

Well if all you can afford is second hand smoke it is better than no smoke at all! I'm sure they did the best they could.

Yeah they did the best everything. The best meth, coke, and liqour they could.

 

[curious2garden]

Yeah they did the best everything. The best meth, coke, and liqour they could.

Then why would you criticize them for second hand. That's pretty harsh.