The Clap is not a happy ending to the story.
~Telling telling this for a friend~
Lol. I'll take your friend's word for it.
I once momentarily thought I had something, but it was a prostate infection.
I had to pee at work, went to the bathroom and almost doubled over from the pain. My buddy walked in and grabbed my arm asking if I was OK.
I called that help nurse on the back of my insurance card almost immediately and after a few questions she said it sounds like a prostate infection. Drink as much water as you can stand and see your Dr. in the morning.
They gave me 2 different antibiotics over a week, neither one worked. So they wound up giving me old fashion sulfa drugs to knock it out.
I've often wondered if that was the beginning of my prostate difficulties?
Probably so. My urologist says prostate infections never really go away and he's kind of a big deal here locally. The smartest 75 yr. old I ever met, lucky to have him.