the politics of fucking little girls: roy moore, the next GOP senator from alabama

[Sir Napsalot]

My salt is Kosher.

Mine is named Morton

 

[Sir Napsalot]

My mayo is Hellman's.

You must live in the East

 

[Sir Napsalot]

We have Jewish friends.

I buy diamonds from a Jewish cartel

 

[Fogdog]

I buy diamonds from a Jewish cartel

I buy Hebrew national hot dogs

 

[UncleBuck]

ummmm, really?

can jones actually win?

i still say no. voter suppression is designed to keep this from being a free and fair election.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I buy Hebrew national hot dogs

I find those too salty. I like Hill's franks, made in Pendleton, OR

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Most Kosher meats seem a bit salty to me

 

[UncleBuck]

 

[Fogdog]

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Yup,

We think about 96,000 votes remain to be counted. We think Mr. Jones leads in that vote by about 18.4 points.

I knew it all along.

 

[Huckster79]

Well ill be damned!

Id give a nut to be a fly on the wall by uncle trump right now...

If your a gop office holder you gotta be shitting bricks right now

Can we defeat trumpism: YES WE CAN!

 

[SneekyNinja]

Yup,

We think about 96,000 votes remain to be counted. We think Mr. Jones leads in that vote by about 18.4 points.

I knew it all along.

Trump is such a loser that a Democrat is about to win in Alabama.

MAGA!

 

[UncleBuck]

sessions won this seat 97-2

congratulations doug jones!

 

[Fogdog]

Trump is such a loser that a Democrat is about to win in Alabama.

MAGA!

If only we had a firebrand progressive running a Republican would have won.

 

[UncleBuck]

all the republicans like hannity and trump and all the losers here who actually supported this guy and lost anyway have got to feel real stupid right now.

they could have shat on the serial pedophile and come out of this looking somewhat decent but they chose not to.

 

[Singlemalt]

"Before we get the results, I'd just like to thank Steve Bannon for showing us how to lose the reddest state in the union and Governor Ivey for the opportunity to make this national embarrassment a reality

— Josh Holmes (@HolmesJosh) December 13, 2017"

LMAO

 

[SneekyNinja]

"Before we get the results, I'd just like to thank Steve Bannon for showing us how to lose the reddest state in the union and Governor Ivey for the opportunity to make this national embarrassment a reality

— Josh Holmes (@HolmesJosh) December 13, 2017"

LMAO

First Democrat Senator from 'bama in 25 years.

"Tired of winning"

 

[3.5 LMBS]

@GovMikeHuckabee
Roy Moore won’t concede; says will wait on God to speak. God wasn’t registered to vote in AL but the ppl who voted did speak and it wasn’t close enough for recount. In elections everyone does NOT get a trophy. I know first hand but it’s best to exit with class.
4:17 AM - Dec 13, 2017

Underdog Dem Jones FTW

...but in a way this must still be depressing. "The fine citizens of Alabama have set an example for the rest of America how not to elect a fucking rapist."

 

[SneekyNinja]

@GovMikeHuckabee
Roy Moore won’t concede; says will wait on God to speak. God wasn’t registered to vote in AL but the ppl who voted did speak and it wasn’t close enough for recount. In elections everyone does NOT get a trophy. I know first hand but it’s best to exit with class.
4:17 AM - Dec 13, 2017

Underdog Dem Jones FTW

...but in a way this must still be depressing. "The fine citizens of Alabama have set an example for the rest of America how not to elect a fucking serial child rapist."

FIFY.

 

[3.5 LMBS]

Nope. I read your way out loud three times and it just doesn't have the same ring...my version is a double entendre calling the orange pervert a rapist too...i suppose you missed that though

Don't put words in my mouth ninjaaa, can't you see I'm trying to catch flies with it

 

[Huckster79]

Gillespie, Strange, Moore......


Lmfao

I loved what one lawmaker said, "steve bannon looked like a disheveled drunk who wandered in off the street! "