Nether Region
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lol
do i just ask jesus to come into my life? or how does that work
YES! LEt's pray and ask Jesus to come inside you!!! Halleluah
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do i just ask jesus to come into my life? or how does that work
I don't know how to pray, do I hold my hand open and ask for a bunch of stuff?YES! LEt's pray and ask Jesus to come inside you!!! Halleluah
You're supposed to hold your asshole open until jesus arrives. I almost turned my back on religion when I found out jesus was black. I wasn't expecting such a brutal initiation. He gaped me open now I'm a holy man.I don't know how to pray, do I hold my hand open and ask for a bunch of stuff?
because the master troll wanted it so. He's so good, he has me AGAPE for jesus.Why did this turn into a religious argument?
If you believe a book supposedly written thousands of years ago then your a fool, a follower just like Facebook. This country need leaders not a bunch of followers. Sad how easy it is to sway someone's thinking into believing in something you can't see. But I'm a bigger fool for not believing right? Ha!!I don't believe we have heard back about the bible's opinion on extraterrestrials and comets and space plankton. But I understand, too much god is too much of a good thing.
Everyone, come join me on the ' Is God a terrorist' thread.
L Ron Hubbard may have been the greatest practitioner of satire of all.It's just so bizarre. No better than scientology.
he just picked up another, just sayin!!Master troll. When did this become a badge of honor. Honor amongst assholes I suppose.
Couple losers added to my ignore list is all.
Buffoons
Master troll. When did this become a badge of honor. Honor amongst assholes I suppose.
Couple losers added to my ignore list is all.
Buffoons
I'm still Agape for Jesus.Don't leave me hanging like Your God did before.Whuuuut? You're putting me on your ignore list? Great! you're a thread derailer. Amazing how you shat yourself at the mere mention of the bible and went apeshit trying to hate on religious folk. All I said was bible and you clowns went on and on about how I was craming religion down your throats. You have issues; please keep your issues to yourself, the same way you want religious folk to keep their beliefs to themselves. Isn't THAT the kind of hypocrisy that made you hate religion in the first place?
PS I'm still gonna pray for you.
Space. "Planckton". Forms must be observed
LOL I'll just call you Max ;DWhat is it that they say about he who laughs last?
Hahahaha I JUST caught onto the Planck reference! Well done!
We have now demonstrated that humor supports the "quantum tunneling" phenomenon.What is it that they say about he who laughs last?
Hahahaha I JUST caught onto the Planck reference! Well done!
Don't you mean a holey man?You're supposed to hold your asshole open until jesus arrives. I almost turned my back on religion when I found out jesus was black. I wasn't expecting such a brutal initiation. He gaped me open now I'm a holy man.
I got that off the bat. I thought to myself, 'I know plankton are small, but that's just ridiculous!'What is it that they say about he who laughs last?
Hahahaha I JUST caught onto the Planck reference! Well done!