corrupt-a-wish game

[Pinworm]

Wish granted but he posses your body after he dies.

I wish for a third testicle.

Wish granted. The other two become cancerous and are removed.

I wish for a bottle of 25yr old McCallans.

 

[Gaiant]

I wish for a wish

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Wish granted but he posses your body after he dies.

I wish for a third testicle.

Wish granted but you have three testicles.

I wish all unwanted pharmaceuticals appeared in a cornucopia in my garage every morning.

 

[Singlemalt]

Wish granted. The other two become cancerous and are removed.

I wish for a bottle of 25yr old McCallans.

Wish granted....you gift it to me cuz you let me hang on the CNN deal. I wish now to be head of weapons development in Pinny's adminisration

 

[MightyMike530]

wish granted but you're stomped to death at the annual punk fest on the east lawn

i wish mainliner forgot his password

 

[tyler.durden]

wish granted but you're stomped to death at the annual punk fest on the east lawn

i wish mainliner forgot his password

Wish granted, but he then opens up his 88th puppet account. I wish for infinite wishes...

 

[Singlemalt]

wish granted but you're stomped to death at the annual punk fest on the east lawn

i wish mainliner forgot his password

shit, I was trying to develop nuclear vape armaments, and Pinny could declare Defcon1

 

[MightyMike530]

shit, I was trying to develop nuclear vape armaments, and Pinny could declare Defcon1

Interestingly enough Pinworms punk show is known as Deficate-con1

 

[Diabolical666]

Wish granted, but he then opens up his 88th puppet account. I wish for infinite wishes...

you are granted infinite wishes then you get alzhiemers

I wish for 1 billion dollars

 

[Alienwidow]

you are granted infinite wishes then you get alzhiemers

I wish for 1 billion dollars

Granted..unfortunately the economy crashes and your tomato garden is worth more than paper money.
I wish i was a little bit taller....

 

[see4]

Granted..unfortunately the economy crashes and your tomato garden is worth more than paper money.
I wish i was a little bit taller....

Wish granted. But then are forced to watch

for the rest of your life. Every minute of every day.


I wish for everyone to have all the things they have ever wanted, and for me to only be healthy.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Wish granted. But then are forced to watch

for the rest of your life. Every minute of every day.


I wish for everyone to have all the things they have ever wanted, and for me to only be healthy.

You are the healthiest and Only homeless person in the world.

I wish for a glass of water

 

[see4]

You are the healthiest and Only homeless person in the world.

I wish for a glass of water

Wish granted. But that glass of water also has the diluted semen of the entire US Men's gymnastics team. And it is the only glass of water you can drink.

I wish for all the marijuana that has been created and that will ever be created to be in my possession and only I can manage it.

 

[Alienwidow]

Wish granted. But that glass of water also has the diluted semen of the entire US Men's gymnastics team. And it is the only glass of water you can drink.

I wish for all the marijuana that has been created and that will ever be created to be in my possession and only I can manage it.

+rep omg im laughing so hard

 

[Flaming Pie]

Wish granted. But that glass of water also has the diluted semen of the entire US Men's gymnastics team. And it is the only glass of water you can drink.

I wish for all the marijuana that has been created and that will ever be created to be in my possession and only I can manage it.

That's what I call, taking one for the team.

 

[Alienwidow]

Five starred....

 

[Growan]

Wish granted. But that glass of water also has the diluted semen of the entire US Men's gymnastics team. And it is the only glass of water you can drink.

I wish for all the marijuana that has been created and that will ever be created to be in my possession and only I can manage it.

Wish granted. Enjoy an eternity of trimming.

I wish they'd bring back rep.

 

[see4]

Wish granted. Enjoy an eternity of trimming.

I wish they'd bring back rep.

Wish granted. But only I have the power to +rep.

I wish I could pay people to trim all my bud with +rep.

 

[Growan]

Wish granted

But....you have already given to much rep to your trimmers today, you must spread some around before giving it to your trimmers again.

I wish for a 1950's Rat Rod

 

[rory420420]

I wish I could print finshaggys mom on my fapkins