corrupt-a-wish game

Wish granted

But....you have already given to much rep to your trimmers today, you must spread some around before giving it to your trimmers again.

I wish for a 1950's Rat Rod
Wish granted. You are carjacked and kidnapped at gunpoint by a methed out greaser who forces you to perform sexual acts on him while he films you.

I wish I could travel through time.
 
Wish granted,but you're forced to watch the conception of mainliner on the in flight movie..

I wish I had 4 testicles
Wish granted, you unfortunately are kidnapped by mainliner and his mom and they suck the whites outta your eyes and four testicals.

I wish i had a pillow made to resemble boobs
 
Wish granted. You are carjacked and kidnapped at gunpoint by a methed out greaser who forces you to perform sexual acts on him while he films you.

I wish I could travel through time.
Don't suppose you're the greaser?
 
Wish granted, you unfortunately are kidnapped by mainliner and his mom and they suck the whites outta your eyes and four testicals.

I wish i had a pillow made to resemble boobs

Wish granted. You find the pillows more comfortable than you imagined, and you fall asleep between them and blissfully suffocate during a wet dream.

I wish that everyone with an IQ below 110 would cease to exist...
 
Hell yea do it all the time...especially when I work out. .my nail be slipping and sliding and digging all around my meat ring.
Isnt that the worst when your digging hard and someone sees you? And they can totally tell that its not a passive scratch, they can see in the determination and muscle contractions that there is definitely a finger in your butthole. So embarrassing.
 
Sorry I bumped your response. Wish granted, your asshole explodes and kills everyone in a 500 yard radius, making it the most infamous asshole in history. I wish I could be the first to respond to every thread...
You are the first to respond to every thread... But in doing so you neglect your real life responsibilities. ..iincluding tending to your crop . Soon you run out of weed and are forced to buy from shady Mexicans that really just want to penetrate your anus..I wish I could perpetrate your anus.
 
Isnt that the worst when your digging hard and someone sees you? And they can totally tell that its not a passive scratch, they can see in the determination and muscle contractions that there is definitely a finger in your butthole. So embarrassing.
I call that being a man.
 
Wish granted. You find the pillows more comfortable than you imagined, and you fall asleep between them and blissfully suffocate during a wet dream.

I wish that everyone with an IQ below 110 would cease to exist...
Your wish is granted.......................(i died)...............

I wish mr sunshines poop shoot wasnt so incredibly irritated.
 
Sure , say hello to your new pillow. View attachment 3380064

I wish my asshole would stop itching.
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Wish granted. You find the pillows more comfortable than you imagined, and you fall asleep between them and blissfully suffocate during a wet dream.

I wish that everyone with an IQ below 110 would cease to exist...
All are exterminated below IQ110. Life ceases to be amusing/exciting as everything has become safe and boring.

I wish I could go the cannabis cup.
 
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