corrupt-a-wish game

Growan said:
Wish granted

But....you have already given to much rep to your trimmers today, you must spread some around before giving it to your trimmers again.

I wish for a 1950's Rat Rod
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Wish granted. You are carjacked and kidnapped at gunpoint by a methed out greaser who forces you to perform sexual acts on him while he films you.

I wish I could travel through time.
 
rory420420 said:
Wish granted,but you're forced to watch the conception of mainliner on the in flight movie..

I wish I had 4 testicles
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Wish granted, you unfortunately are kidnapped by mainliner and his mom and they suck the whites outta your eyes and four testicals.

I wish i had a pillow made to resemble boobs
 
Pinworm said:
Wish granted. You are carjacked and kidnapped at gunpoint by a methed out greaser who forces you to perform sexual acts on him while he films you.

I wish I could travel through time.
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Don't suppose you're the greaser?
 
Alienwidow said:
Wish granted, you unfortunately are kidnapped by mainliner and his mom and they suck the whites outta your eyes and four testicals.

I wish i had a pillow made to resemble boobs
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Wish granted. You find the pillows more comfortable than you imagined, and you fall asleep between them and blissfully suffocate during a wet dream.

I wish that everyone with an IQ below 110 would cease to exist...
 
mr sunshine said:
Hell yea do it all the time...especially when I work out. .my nail be slipping and sliding and digging all around my meat ring.
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Isnt that the worst when your digging hard and someone sees you? And they can totally tell that its not a passive scratch, they can see in the determination and muscle contractions that there is definitely a finger in your butthole. So embarrassing.
 
tyler.durden said:
Sorry I bumped your response. Wish granted, your asshole explodes and kills everyone in a 500 yard radius, making it the most infamous asshole in history. I wish I could be the first to respond to every thread...
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You are the first to respond to every thread... But in doing so you neglect your real life responsibilities. ..iincluding tending to your crop . Soon you run out of weed and are forced to buy from shady Mexicans that really just want to penetrate your anus..I wish I could perpetrate your anus.
 
Alienwidow said:
Isnt that the worst when your digging hard and someone sees you? And they can totally tell that its not a passive scratch, they can see in the determination and muscle contractions that there is definitely a finger in your butthole. So embarrassing.
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I call that being a man.
 
tyler.durden said:
Wish granted. You find the pillows more comfortable than you imagined, and you fall asleep between them and blissfully suffocate during a wet dream.

I wish that everyone with an IQ below 110 would cease to exist...
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Your wish is granted.......................(i died)...............

I wish mr sunshines poop shoot wasnt so incredibly irritated.
 
mr sunshine said:
Sure , say hello to your new pillow. View attachment 3380064

I wish my asshole would stop itching.
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tyler.durden said:
Wish granted. You find the pillows more comfortable than you imagined, and you fall asleep between them and blissfully suffocate during a wet dream.

I wish that everyone with an IQ below 110 would cease to exist...
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All are exterminated below IQ110. Life ceases to be amusing/exciting as everything has become safe and boring.

I wish I could go the cannabis cup.
 
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