corrupt-a-wish game

[Pinworm]

corrupt-a-wish

Ok, first poster makes a wish, and the next person has to add an ironic/funny/fucked up consequence to that wish and also make a wish of his/her own.

Example:
I wish for 36 million dollars.

Granted, but you are run over by a mack track on your way to cash the check.
I wish for a taco.

Granted, but you immediately lose your sense of taste and smell.
I wish for......

Easy right? Ok, I'll start.

I wish I had a new computer.

 

[Singlemalt]

and now I have access to everything in your's and friends homes

 

[Pinworm]

and now I have access to everything in your's and friends homes

And, now you add a wish.

 

[Singlemalt]

oops, forgot


I wished I owned the immediate 15 sq mi around me, like the old rancheros

 

[see4]

oops, forgot


I wished I owned the immediate 15 sq mi around me, like the old rancheros

Wish granted. The land is immediately burned to the ground by a pyro.

I wish my bulbous erection could be placed gently between @sunni tatters.

 

[Singlemalt]

whilst Thor snacks on your nads

edit: perfect, and now my land is ready for what I want. I wish I had a huge crew to work on my land

 

[Blue Wizard]

whilst Thor snacks on your nads

Wish granted. But now..... wait you're doing it wrong again.

 

[Singlemalt]

Pinny..point of order....clarify

 

[hempyninja309]

Wish granted. The land is immediately burned to the ground by a pyro.

I wish my bulbous erection could be placed gently between @sunni tatters.

Sunni invites you to canada to meet only to find her already married to the hempyninja. Your passport is then banned and you are stuck in canada forever. I wish i had a swimming pool filled with sharks with lazer beams on their heads.

 

[Singlemalt]

Thor wasn't my wish, it was the corruption to See's wish

 

[Blue Wizard]

Thor wasn't my wish, it was the corruption to See's wish

Too late, in before you edited. Neener neener neener.

 

[Singlemalt]

Too late, in before you edited. Neener neener neener.

I'm too fucked up for this game

 

[Pinworm]

Thor wasn't my wish, it was the corruption to See's wish

You're getting it. Make a wish, then the next guy grants the wish, corrupts it, and then adds a wish of his/her own.

Sunni invites you to canada to meet only to find her already married to the hempyninja. Your passport is then banned and you are stuck in canada forever. I wish i had a swimming pool filled with sharks with lazer beams on their heads.

Wish granted. The sharks become enraged and lazer your wiener off.

I wish for legalization of mmj nationwide.

 

[Singlemalt]

wish granted, now you are drafted as President and have to live in DC
I wish that Pinny appoints me as Sec Defense

 

[hempyninja309]

I wish for legalization of mmj nationwide.

Wish granted, growing licenses are only given to mark cuban and marijuana can only be sold and taxed in half gram amounts at walmart. Anyone suspected of growing untaxed pot is sentenced to 5 years hard labor without trial.

 

[see4]

I wish for all my futures wishes to be granted with no corruption attached.

 

[Pinworm]

I wish for all my futures wishes to be granted with no corruption attached.

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wish granted, now you are drafted as President and have to live in DC
I wish that Pinny appoints me as Sec Defense

Wish granted. 2 months into term, a republican senator from texas leaks photos of you beating off in public places on CNN and it's all you are remembered for.

I wish that I could read minds.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

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Wish granted. 2 months into term, a republican senator from texas leaks photos of you beating off in public places on CNN and it's all you are remembered for.

I wish that I could read minds.

Wish granted. But then everybody but Finshaggy dies.

I wish mainliner choked on his own tongue.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

At Xmas I wished for a fatter bank account and a slimmer body. I hope Santa doesn't mix it up next year.

 

[whitebb2727]

Wish granted. But then everybody but Finshaggy dies.

I wish mainliner choked on his own tongue.

Wish granted but he posses your body after he dies.

I wish for a third testicle.