Micro penis is w foot balls here my balls hang lower then my penis but hey Unclebaldrick my nuts splot my pants equal.so.I hang on both sides beat that sir
Who else here "dresses to the left"
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dannyboy602
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I think the average male hangs lower on the left side and my shit aint no different.
I had this friend who's gf swore i was fooling around with him bc i knew that about him. Lol...She used to smell his nuts to see who he'd been with. Crazy bitch.
I had this friend who's gf swore i was fooling around with him bc i knew that about him. Lol...She used to smell his nuts to see who he'd been with. Crazy bitch.
Was that the second part of the interview for the successful candidates?
bu$hleaguer
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My right nut hangs lower than the left, but they're all nestled in my hairy scrotum.
vro
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mine changes its never the same one lower than the other
oldtimer54
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The topics that we discuss !!!
I hang to the left and I've sat on my balls before but I bet this has happened to no one on this site. When I was in the 12 grade in PE class one day while coming out of the showers one of the dudes in class with me popped me with a towel well his aim was low and he struck me in the scrotum ripping a nickel size hole in my scrotum .
The pain was unlike anything I'd ever experienced and I've been shot ,cut, burnt, broken bones and fallen 30 feet off a roof and none of those came close to the pain I experienced that day it caused no permanent damage but for a month I had a scrotum the size of softballs I was bruised from almost my knees to my waste . That is a day I'll never forget !
I hang to the left and I've sat on my balls before but I bet this has happened to no one on this site. When I was in the 12 grade in PE class one day while coming out of the showers one of the dudes in class with me popped me with a towel well his aim was low and he struck me in the scrotum ripping a nickel size hole in my scrotum .
The pain was unlike anything I'd ever experienced and I've been shot ,cut, burnt, broken bones and fallen 30 feet off a roof and none of those came close to the pain I experienced that day it caused no permanent damage but for a month I had a scrotum the size of softballs I was bruised from almost my knees to my waste . That is a day I'll never forget !
Gary Goodson
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Wow! My balls hurt just reading that... Sorry to hear about that man.
Did you fuck him up when your balls healed?
Milovan
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Getting old sucks eh? I have heard the morning rants from the hubby when the water in the toilet bowl is cold or worse I didn't flush.............
I wear mine as a bow tie!
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Milovan
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A friend of mine sat on one of those little aluminum folding chairs for fishing
and it collapsed on him driving one of the poles between the anus and balls
needless to say his balls blew up the size of a cantaloupe and were black and blue no shit I'm serious. He pulled them out to show my friends and I and we freaked.
Milovan
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When I was in Hot Springs, Cali it was 125 degrees in the shade so I went into the indoor
public showers to get out of the sun and this old man was taking a shower with
his balls hanging all the way down between his knees no shit I'm not kidding or exaggerating.
I couldn't believe it and wondered if this will happen to me when I get old. The nut sack was
stretched down about a foot and a half if not more. True story.
Milovan
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Milovan
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It's both for sure
oldtimer54
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No I didn't......but some friends fucked with him for a while till I called them off......I couldn't even wear pants for a month .I was out of school about 6 weeks . I know he didn't do it with bad intentions . But his karma caught up to him about the middle of his freshman year in college he was killed in a firey car accident........and I did go to his funeral .
whitebb2727
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I had a blockage in one and it got infected and swollen up the size of a soft ball. I couldn't walk hardly for about ten days. Dr hooked me up good and proper with pain meds.
bu$hleaguer
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ChingOwn
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No, from the tailor who adjusted my pants.