Who else here "dresses to the left"

[Unclebaldrick]

My penis hangs into my left pant leg. What about you?

It can cause a real problem if the tailor gets it wrong. Just that little bit of material makes it "all right" to be left.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I tuck mine

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I tuck mine

I'd fuck you.

 

[vro]

i think the majority of people go to the left mine does its so small to

 

[ChingOwn]

I dress to the right, just got asked that question yesterday.

 

[tytheguy111]

i hang to the left

for some reason it feels weird to the right

sometimes i tuck it in my ass or in my anus for safe keeping when im around feminists

 

[ChingOwn]

i hang to the left

for some reason it feels weird to the right

sometimes i tuck it in my ass or in my anus for safe keeping when im around feminists

What is the difference between a tuck in the ass and a tuck in the anus?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I was trying to compile a list of famous men and women who "dress left" (think of that disturbing genital photo a while back). The Internet is fucking useless on this topic.

Hmmm.

Famous left penises?
Tailor tell alls?
Famous men who's cocks aren't right?

 

[2paranoid]

straight up tucked under the waistband rock hard 24/7 i dont give a fuck yeah it hurts to sit down but thats the price you pay

 

[tyler.durden]

I tuck most of it to the left, the overflow goes to the right...

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I tuck most of it to the left, the overflow goes to the right...

That's why they wear their pants so low



@UncleBuck

 

[tytheguy111]

What is the difference between a tuck in the ass and a tuck in the anus?

well the ass to me is your checks the anus is the party hole

i tuck in between my ass checks for an assault on my side and i put it in my ass from a frontal assault by a feminist

stupid sluts dont know its in my anus

with them you gotta play the wildcard

 

[Unclebaldrick]

well the ass to me is your checks the anus is the party hole

Hey Ty, the food is covered at the BBQ. Just bring some beer, ok?

 

[Gary Goodson]

Ty said "checks"


Does the klan do butt checks or something?

 

[tytheguy111]

Hey Ty, the food is covered at the BBQ. Just bring some beer, ok?

okay

will O'Doul's work i hear its what the real men drink

 

[abe supercro]

I enjoy NA's. That'd be 'non-anus'.

 

[ODanksta]

okay

will O'Doul's work i hear its what the real men drink

O'douls amber is pretty good stuff

 

[abe supercro]

O'douls amber is pretty good stuff

surprisingly there are a lot of decent import NA's if you can find a good wine/liqueur shop. ez to find are the st pauli's and they aren't too bad.

Still sober ODanksta? How's that going?

 

[whitebb2727]

I let it go where it wants. I have a average length penis. Its thick though. The worst part is I have enormous balls. I'm talking gorilla balls. I got to be careful with them. I sit on them and what not.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I let it go where it wants. I have a average length penis. Its thick though. The worst part is I have enormous balls. I'm talking gorilla balls. I got to be careful with them. I sit on them and what not.