What would you do to "Jihad Johnny"?

Jimdamick

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I guess everyone knows that guy in black in the ISIL vids, who seems to be called Jihad Johnny. What would you do to him if caught? Life in jail with no parole, shoot on sight, or extra special stuff that should be reserved for future terrorists.Just curious, because I was thinking some bizarre shit, like stuff that would scare the shit out of the next guy that want's to chop off heads. Give me some ideas.
 

superloud

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I would start by pulling his fingernails and toenails off one by one And then putting his toes into a bucket of salt And his fingers into boiling lemon juice. After about 10 minutes I would mix the lemon juice with the salt and then Use a syringe to fill his eyeballs with lemon salt juice.I would also put some sort of animal that likes to bite a lot inside of his rectum That way it can eat its way out Then if he still alive after that just leave him there so he can starve to death
 

UncleBuck

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I would start by pulling his fingernails and toenails off one by one And then putting his toes into a bucket of salt And his fingers into boiling lemon juice. After about 10 minutes I would mix the lemon juice with the salt and then Use a syringe to fill his eyeballs with lemon salt juice.I would also put some sort of animal that likes to bite a lot inside of his rectum That way it can eat its way out Then if he still alive after that just leave him there so he can starve to death
u R s0 TuFf.
 

UncleBuck

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Tuff? That is a correct assumption but I did not see what it has to do with my statements above he would be strapped to a chair it would not take any strength or toughness to do what I said I was going to do
g0 d0 eet and sh0w us all h0w tuFF u R.
 

schuylaar

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I guess everyone knows that guy in black in the ISIL vids, who seems to be called Jihad Johnny. What would you do to him if caught? Life in jail with no parole, shoot on sight, or extra special stuff that should be reserved for future terrorists.Just curious, because I was thinking some bizarre shit, like stuff that would scare the shit out of the next guy that want's to chop off heads. Give me some ideas.
now jim..
 

UncleBuck

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Well he hasn't been caught yet but as soon as he is and if I am Awarded the opportunity I will gladly take the chance to destroy this person who cut the heads off of Americans or anybody else.
y n0t g0 catch hIm, u big tuFF guy?
 

superloud

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y n0t g0 catch hIm, u big tuFF guy?
I don't have the money or resources to find him. And what is the problem with my statement of what I would want to do to him. I'm not condoning torture of suspected terrorist or people that might lead you to terrorists the OPP said if the guy who did it was caught what would you do and if you don't believe a guy who cuts off people's heads all day deserves what I said then you got some problems man.
 

UncleBuck

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I don't have the money or resources to find him. And what is the problem with my statement of what I would want to do to him. I'm not condoning torture of suspected terrorist or people that might lead you to terrorists the OPP said if the guy who did it was caught what would you do and if you don't believe a guy who cuts off people's heads all day deserves what I said then you got some problems man.
Y d0n't u g0 j0in teh ArMy?
 

superloud

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Y d0n't u g0 j0in teh ArMy?
I couldn't do that because if I join the army I would have to jump when told to jump and I only jump when I feel like it. If I felt something was morally wrong with what I was being told to do I would turn my gun on my sergeant before I would follow orders
 

UncleBuck

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I couldn't do that because if I join the army I would have to jump when told to jump and I only jump when I feel like it. If I felt something was morally wrong with what I was being told to do I would turn my gun on my sergeant before I would follow orders
0h, s0 u R t00 tuFF 4 teh arMy. u big tuFF guy U.
 

superloud

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Hey,
I would love to put his feet in a cyro-vac cube, that would freeze his feet off in front of his eyes, CHIPPING off 1 toe at a time, and because he was so dehydrated from the previous torture, he would suck his dead toe for moisture.
Pretty good . eh?
Nice
 
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