I was doing the usual break room cruise looking for left overs. When I get this fragrant whiff of cooked meat, so I go into the OB break room, surgical services stays out of OB, but these were exigent circumstances and all.
Well shit if she wants to do Maury and get noticed then it is gonna be more work on your end. I mean you have to teach her proper chair throwing technique, not to mention choreographing the baby daddy's "It's not mine" dance. Really gotta put on a quality show so get on the above and mprgan freeman will be calling the next day to get her on teen mom. And from there her future only gets brighter with the spin off shows and amateur porn gigs. Wish her the best!
LOL! Actually it wasn't so much about heavenly smells as staving off incipient starvation.
Well I don't know who they are but I can say human tastes like pork, stringy pork or so my uncle the jungle fighter from New Guinea told us. In an unrelated story my ex tried to remove my head with that uncles machete but that's a story for another time. Placenta tastes like liver, a tad more chewy with a subtle hint of calcification! So I didn't prep it well. You see like them I too wondered what it tasted like. Unlike them I made my own placenta and had had a taste after I delivered my son, at home and then made dinner that day..... of what you ask..... LOL
And she'll need a manager Clayton! Again family so be a bit generous but she seems like a fairly rich revenue scheme.
