Could Christ Be Elected President?

[cat of curiosity]

seriously man, if you started typing these thoughts and sending them to publishers you'd be a fictional best seller.

 

[Nevaeh420]

holy shit, it's jesus!!!

Im not Jesus, Im Christ incarnate, but My real Name is George Manuel Oliveira aka OMG. I might be Christ but Im not Jesus the alleged miracle worker. The only "miracle" that I can do is terraform this world into paradise.

but... he doesn't talk to his omnipotent dad much. that, or dad has no idea who the fuck created other life forms...

I have never talked to God, that I know of, but who really has? and what would God tell people?

I speak for Myself aka Christ. And Im the only One that can speak for Myself.

I dont believe God is omnipotent either. God might have a lot of power but no one has omnipotence.

dude. go back to the ward. they miss you.

Im doing fine, no one misses Me at the ward, Im sure they are all out by now.

~PEACE~

 

[Nevaeh420]

seriously man, if you started typing these thoughts and sending them to publishers you'd be a fictional best seller.

Everything that I have said on RIU has been documented, besides deleted and edited posts.

Im actually hoping that there are some authors on RIU that will find Me and publish My biography.

Im typing My autobiography right now, and I have been for years now. No one seems to care about what I have to say though. Consider My Words, My free Book to anyone with the internet. I hope its entertaining, and the best part is that its a true story.

Maybe someone important will find Me.

Thanks for the encouragement, Catofcuriosity.

~PEACE~

 

[Doer]

Do you know about delusions of grandeur?

 

[Nevaeh420]

Do you know about delusions of grandeur?

Yeah, I would consider Myself a megalomaniac. (Go look up what "megalomaniac" means.)

Why?

Delusions of grandeur can accomplish some things, or at least thats where I derived all of My prophecies from.

~PEACE~

 

[spazatak]

Yeah, I would consider Myself a megalomaniac. (Go look up what "megalomaniac" means.)

Why?

Delusions of grandeur can accomplish some things, or at least thats where I derived all of My prophecies from.

~PEACE~

you're telling people to look up what megalomaniac is and you capitalise the M in my?

 

[fr3d12]

George you seem to me like a really inoffensive guy and come across as quite mannerly especially in your responses to criticisms levelled at you so basically what I'm saying is you look like a guy that the opposite sex or indeed the same sex for that matter would be attracted to so why aren't you out there having fun instead of being online explaining yourself all the time?
Even I'd like to see you start a grow journal, I assume you grow or have grown at some point?
Just my two cents.

 

[Nevaeh420]

you're telling people to look up what megalomaniac is and you capitalise the M in my?

Whats your point?

I have been basically been capitalizing the "M" in the word "My", since I found out that Im Christ in August of 2008.

Whats your point?

If I were to label Myself as anything, I would have to say that Im most likely a megalomaniac: but My psychiatrist doesnt label label as that.

I have a Christ complex too, if you havent noticed yet.

~PEACE~

 

[spazatak]

Whats your point?

I have been basically been capitalizing the "M" in the word "My", since I found out that Im Christ in August of 2008.

Whats your point?

If I were to label Myself as anything, I would have to say that Im most likely a megalomaniac: but My psychiatrist doesnt label label as that.

I have a Christ complex too, if you havent noticed yet.

~PEACE~

you can think youre Christ all you want sunshine....just know we are laughing at you and not with you

 

[fr3d12]

you can think youre Christ all you want sunshine....just know we are laughing at you and not with you

Laughing at people isn't very nice or did you not know that?
The guy deserves as much respect as anyone else on this forum, just because people don't agree with what he has to say doesn't give them license to put him down.
Play nice or don't play at all is all I'm saying.

 

[spazatak]

Laughing at people isn't very nice or did you not know that?
The guy deserves as much respect as anyone else on this forum, just because people don't agree with what he has to say doesn't give them license to put him down.
Play nice or don't play at all is all I'm saying.

if I find people amusing then I will laugh at them.... regardless of what others perceived opinions about that might be...

 

[fr3d12]

if I find people amusing then I will laugh at them.... regardless of what others perceived opinions about that might be...

It's not a perception because in your previous post you clearly differentiated between laughing with him and laughing at him.
Do you laugh at your friends or family when they amuse you or what is your criteria for laughing with people?

 

[Nevaeh420]

George you seem to me like a really inoffensive guy and come across as quite mannerly especially in your responses to criticisms levelled at you so basically what I'm saying is you look like a guy that the opposite sex or indeed the same sex for that matter would be attracted to so why aren't you out there having fun instead of being online explaining yourself all the time?
Even I'd like to see you start a grow journal, I assume you grow or have grown at some point?
Just my two cents.

My Christ complex seems to offend many people, especially the Atheists.

Im glad that you think Im attractive. Thanks, you made My day, lol.

To be veridical, I dont have much of a Life. Im unemployed and I dont like to watch TV that much. I have been going out to the bar every weekend with My friends to get a little drunk, but thats it. So candidly, I have plenty of time on My hands to blog.

I dont grow any more. I havent grown cannabis in years. I havent really lived in My own house (that I bought with CASH when I was 21 years old) in years either. So, I cant start a grow journal because I havent grown cannabis in years, but I do know how to grow.

Thanks for the polite posts

~PEACE~

 

[fr3d12]

My Christ complex seems to offend many people, especially the Atheists.

Im glad that you think Im attractive. Thanks, you made My day, lol.

To be veridical, I dont have much of a Life. Im unemployed and I dont like to watch TV that much. I have been going out to the bar every weekend with My friends to get a little drunk, but thats it. So candidly, I have plenty of time on My hands to blog.

I dont grow any more. I havent grown cannabis in years. I havent really lived in My own house (that I bought with CASH when I was 21 years old) in years either. So, I cant start a grow journal because I havent grown cannabis in years, but I do know how to grow.

Thanks for the polite posts

~PEACE~

You have a sense of humour at least and you do get out some so that's something I guess and getting drunk now and then is no harm.
There might be hope for you yet

 

[Antidisestablishmentarian]

Laughing at people isn't very nice or did you not know that?
The guy deserves as much respect as anyone else on this forum, just because people don't agree with what he has to say doesn't give them license to put him down.
Play nice or don't play at all is all I'm saying.

While I agree with your statement, it will unfortunately not happen here.

 

[spazatak]

It's not a perception because in your previous post you clearly differentiated between laughing with him and laughing at him.
Do you laugh at your friends or family when they amuse you or what is your criteria for laughing with people?

yes I did say I was laughing at him....you then said that it wasnt very nice.... This is what I dont care about... whether you perceive it to be nice or not...

 

[fr3d12]

While I agree with your statement, it will unfortunately not happen here.

You're right, some people will always go for the easy target.

 

[Doer]

Yeah, I would consider Myself a megalomaniac. (Go look up what "megalomaniac" means.)

Why?

Delusions of grandeur can accomplish some things, or at least thats where I derived all of My prophecies from.

~PEACE~

OK, like what? They don't call them delusions for nothing.

 

[Doer]

My Christ complex seems to offend many people, especially the Atheists.

Im glad that you think Im attractive. Thanks, you made My day, lol.

To be veridical, I dont have much of a Life. Im unemployed and I dont like to watch TV that much. I have been going out to the bar every weekend with My friends to get a little drunk, but thats it. So candidly, I have plenty of time on My hands to blog.

I dont grow any more. I havent grown cannabis in years. I havent really lived in My own house (that I bought with CASH when I was 21 years old) in years either. So, I cant start a grow journal because I havent grown cannabis in years, but I do know how to grow.

Thanks for the polite posts

~PEACE~

You wish it was offensive. Part of the mania.

 

[JohnnySocko]

...... all I know is if Christ were president, people would start blaming Jesus for gas prices and taxes