You're doing it wrong.

haha, i had to hold the lighter for my ex. smoking a pipe was a 2 person job.

Hahaha. when i go to break at work fuck I go up to a big parking lot like wal mart or some shit and put my red eyes in b4 i smoke if u do it after u smoke it takes away the buzz. so i put the red eyes in. toke away. cologne walk around in fresh air eat mints and go back to work stoned as fucking no tom. and no one notices a thing!

ugzkmk said:

haha, i had to hold the lighter for my ex. smoking a pipe was a 2 person job.

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I kept trying to help and she wouldn't let me... it was funny...

-RT76

I've been with plenty of chicks that needed help operating a bong... They can't seem to palm a lighter an pull out the slide...

ugzkmk said:

haha, i had to hold the lighter for my ex. smoking a pipe was a 2 person job.

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Lol 90% of women ive smoked with were like this with bowls.

If i ever meet one that cant hold a blunt/joint im kicking her out lol

And seriously...


"You're doing it wrong!"



That really is what she said!!!

Word for word...

-RT76

lols.....

Funniest shit ever is when someone's never hit a bong before, and right as they clear it, they cough into the bong and shoot water out the slide/stem...

Dude thats some sick shit!!! the smell after your done toking and the water comes out. omfg that makes me puke almost everytime. I fucking spilt that shit on my pants and that smell stuck to them after like 2-3 washes it finally came out

RetiredToker76 said:

Ya I know... it was the BEST part of it for me..

I felt like Yoda and having my student listen. It was fun giving her Bong lessons and watching her pay such close attention so she didn't look like a complete noob with our friends. I was so proud of her, both at her first toke and when she called out the kids behind our house.

-RT76

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Perhaps RetiredToker76 is too old for "that's what she said"....

IMO ice is the only thing that should be in a bong... Maybe a splash of water

puffpuffPASSEDOUT said:

IMO ice is the only thing that should be in a bong... Maybe a splash of water

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It generally helps if there's some herb in the cone, but other than that I concur perhaps a bit more than a splash, but ice is a must!!

I've moved on to Vape ... I prefer that to bong, but would love to get the bong attachment for the vape although I don't think it's needed.

-RT76

Yeah... Just a little water... Less than an inch depth on the female piece...



Yeah RT76 you a gun nut?

My buddy just got the AK in your avatar, except it has a collapsable stock... It's not a AK47 it's an AK74... I'm pretty sure. He and his friends are total gun nuts, they invest in guns and ammo instead of putting money in a bank... Not me...

I'm getting a Remington 700 soon, and a Springfield 1911 .45

Not so nuts... All I'll need is a long range rifle if it's just me, I'm not gonna go crazy John Rambo style when the shit hits the fan... Just a sniper rifle and a sidearm.

Either I'm a gun nut or it's a display of what my favorite weed is, take your pick.

Actually the answer is both, however I wouldn't own an AK-47 I'm an AR man good old American engineering for me. AK-47 is some damned nice weed though!!

-RT76

No, somebody has a quote of yours in their sig, about being a gun nut, and a lot of the nuts on your shooter forum are stoners... I think it's CrackerJax...


Either way, a AK is better than an AR15, most would agree... ARs jam up with just a little grit...


My buddy just got a FnP that shoots the little .223 armor piercing bullets, it's fucking nasty... Another friend went out and got one that same day... I'm thinking about selling my 1911 to get an FnP .45... It holds 14 per clip opposed to the 6 that fit in mine... Maybe I'll just get one, instead of selling the 1911... It's just a GI model, so it's replaceable so I don't know...


It's more of an investment because the AK and the FnP are both about to be made illegal if the law passes... They buy and sell guns and ammo like some people play the stock market...

MrHowardMarks said:

No, somebody has a quote of yours in their sig, about being a gun nut, and a lot of the nuts on your shooter forum are stoners... I think it's CrackerJax...


Either way, a AK is better than an AR15, most would agree... ARs jam up with just a little grit...


My buddy just got a FnP that shoots the little .223 armor piercing bullets, it's fucking nasty... Another friend went out and got one that same day... I'm thinking about selling my 1911 to get an FnP .45... It holds 14 per clip opposed to the 6 that fit in mine... Maybe I'll just get one, instead of selling the 1911... It's just a GI model, so it's replaceable so I don't know...


It's more of an investment because the AK and the FnP are both about to be made illegal if the law passes... They buy and sell guns and ammo like some people play the stock market...

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Ya I was being a smart ass

I prefer the AR-15 over the AK-47 for two major reasons. 1. The AK is 'associated' with the evil Ruskies. 2. The AR-15 is far more accurate out of the box than the AK. Yes the AK has a better reliability record, but I'm one of the anal retentive guys who cleans his guns constantly. So a little grit doesn't bother me. Throw that in with the fact that I use dri-lube instead of an oil based lube and reliability is GREATLY increased.

-RT76

RetiredToker76 said:

Ya I was being a smart ass

I prefer the AR-15 over the AK-47 for two major reasons. 1. The AK is 'associated' with the evil Ruskies. 2. The AR-15 is far more accurate out of the box than the AK. Yes the AK has a better reliability record, but I'm one of the anal retentive guys who cleans his guns constantly. So a little grit doesn't bother me. Throw that in with the fact that I use dri-lube instead of an oil based lube and reliability is GREATLY increased.

-RT76

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Ars don't kick--so you can stay on target alot better, they bullet is faster and doesn't drop off as fast, and you can customize the hell out of them.

Yeah, I'd rather use my Remington 700 if I was going for accuracy... If I wanted to mow a bunch of people down, I'd use an AK... The bullet is so much nastier, it'll rip a nasty hole through you.

Yeah, precision and accuracy is the reason the AR isn't as reliable in the field... The extra tolerance in the AK allows it to work when it's dirty as hell...




Personally I don't care for automatic weapons, they're for lazy people. All I need is a single well placed shot. BLAM!

For home protection I have a double barrel sawwed off with special load. They have a barbed slug with buckshot behind it... Nasty... Blam BLAM!

MrHowardMarks said:

Personally I don't care for automatic weapons, they're for lazy people. All I need is a single well placed shot. BLAM!

For home protection I have a double barrel sawwed off with special load. They have a barbed slug with buckshot behind it... Nasty... Blam BLAM!

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Please please please please please PLEASE do not use the term 'automatic weapons' when describing AR-15's and AK-47's.....

M16's are Automatic weapons. Gatling Guns are Automatic Weapons. Some grades of AK's are automatic weapons but MOST AK47's and all AR-15's are SEMI-automatic, no different than a 1911 or Springfield XD. I have NO automatic weapons at all.

A girl I was dating once asked after a movie, 'Why would anyone want to own a semi-automatic weapon.' My reply, 'Because automatics are so f'n expensive!!!' Yup she didn't last long at all.

I opt for the term 'select fire' when describing military grade automatic weapons. Everything else is just modern (AR-15, 1911, Glock, etc...) or old school (Revolver, Pump action shotgun, or bolt action rifle.)

Don't give the haters more misinformation ammunition against us gun guys.

-RT76