You know youre too high when....

missnu said:

I am super smart, but terrible with directions, and have done this same basic thing a few times myself...lol...I once drove past my turnoff by 7 cities before I realized...I saw a welcome to "wherever" sign that I had never heard of...

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Serious Fucking Lol..!

That funny as fuck Kush. Bro my mom did that once and she wasn't even high she was just steady talkin lol

When you look at your phone and think the date is the time

dam its still 6:13 this is one long ass minute

When you post a question on a forum hoping to get a reply but it never happens when you could've just googled it.

When your vaporizer bag is mostly made of duct tape because of all the times you forgot you were filling it up and ended up having a blowout...lol

SeaBeeDee said:

When you post a question on a forum hoping to get a reply but it never happens when you could've just googled it.

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When you post a question on a forum that you could have gotten better answers if only you had googled...

When your trying to read this thread, while squinting through 1 eye... because if you open em both, your spinning for sure..

God bless you Jordan (of the islands). (Chemo)

I had once went to the hospital while baked and made it past all the nurses and patients without them knowing I'm high ( I think) then when I was in the room with the doc he said we must have the same salesperson cause you look freakin stoned. Lol

when you create threads only you understand.

bigboybuds said:

When your trying to read this thread, while squinting through 1 eye... because if you open em both, your spinning for sure..

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aaahhhhh.. gotta love the "one eyed swag"
when I drink im notorious for doing this lol

when you enjoy - maybe a little too much - DUI'ing around smoking blunts in the car..

you know your too high when you wake up in the morning still stoned,getting ready for work and you try to put tooth paste on your razor

a minty razor nick will sober you RIGHT on up. cn

when you reach down pick up a peanut you dropped on the floor last night and pop it in your mouth

cannabineer said:

a minty razor nick will sober you RIGHT on up. cn

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I've just woken up still got some of that crusty stuff in my eyes (not much though) your post has inspired me to take a power shower and shave it.

holy fuck, I put on my towel robe in preparation for shower and went to log on again. I could hear a slight buzzing sound and thought Jesus Christ I need that shower and a cup of tea. I sat down on the sofa and could still hear that buzzing vibration sound, flicked my eyes to the left and there was a bummblebee on the sleeve And it was slowly walking towards my face, fuck me just had the fright of my life I swear I could see it looking at me.

I panic swiped it luckily it survived, scooped her up and put her out the window.

I give that post a bee-minus. cn (edit) What happened to "Cancel" in Quick Reply? Do I have to post these stinkers to delete'm?

you know ur too high when u forget where u r and realize u r at ur place

When you're astounded that your previous thought made any sense to you at all.