You know youre too high when....

When your vaporizer bag is mostly made of duct tape because of all the times you forgot you were filling it up and ended up having a blowout...lol
 
When your trying to read this thread, while squinting through 1 eye... because if you open em both, your spinning for sure..

God bless you Jordan (of the islands). (Chemo)
 
I had once went to the hospital while baked and made it past all the nurses and patients without them knowing I'm high ( I think) then when I was in the room with the doc he said we must have the same salesperson cause you look freakin stoned. Lol
 
holy fuck, I put on my towel robe in preparation for shower and went to log on again. I could hear a slight buzzing sound and thought Jesus Christ I need that shower and a cup of tea. I sat down on the sofa and could still hear that buzzing vibration sound, flicked my eyes to the left and there was a bummblebee on the sleeve And it was slowly walking towards my face, fuck me just had the fright of my life I swear I could see it looking at me.

I panic swiped it luckily it survived, scooped her up and put her out the window.
 
I give that post a bee-minus. :mrgreen: cn (edit) What happened to "Cancel" in Quick Reply? Do I have to post these stinkers to delete'm?
 
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