You know youre too high when....

tharoomman

Well-Known Member
holy fuck, I put on my towel robe in preparation for shower and went to log on again. I could hear a slight buzzing sound and thought Jesus Christ I need that shower and a cup of tea. I sat down on the sofa and could still hear that buzzing vibration sound, flicked my eyes to the left and there was a bummblebee on the sleeve And it was slowly walking towards my face, fuck me just had the fright of my life I swear I could see it looking at me.

I panic swiped it luckily it survived, scooped her up and put her out the window.

I stepped on one of those a few months ago. Scared the shit out of me and hurt like hell. Got me right on the soft spot on the bottom of foot. Worst bee sting i've ever had.
 

ProfessorPotSnob

New Member
My Brother Kak asked me once for a smoke report , told him first thing the following morning .. Low and behold I smoked a fatty and made myself coffee as always in the am .. Then the shit really kicked in and I put the Milk away in the cupboard and the sugar was put in the fridge .. I posted a shot as a smoke report .. Another case of being too high lol
 

nick88

Well-Known Member
When you're driving down the road, someone blows their horn, and yo answer your cell phone..
 

Jesta

Member
When the nurse asks for a urine sample and you realise at the end of your piss you were supposed to pee in the container they gave you, not the toilet. Did this a few days ago. :(
 
As a pizza delivery guy on your run you decide to fire one up,
while puffing you miss the destination of said pizza.
Pulling a u-eee you quickly head back toward house. Pass it up and head back to
with once steaming pizza now fairly dead in passanger seat. Luckily
I set pizza on top of smokes or I would have walked back into pizzeria having
never delivered...
Got back to that house quick!
L.S.R. 10/22/12
 

kinetic

Well-Known Member
You think about how bad it sucks for a little too long before you clean the spilled bong and or beer...
 

Ganjapussy

New Member
When your banging on your friends door telling him to open the fuck up, seeing people look at you in the window and yelling at them that you see them and they better open the fuckin door... Then finding out your at the wrong apartment...
 

Ganjapussy

New Member
OR! When your sitting on the couch, and you tell your kids to shut the hell up.. Come to find out your home alone hahahahaha!!!
 

slowbus

New Member
As a pizza delivery guy on your run you decide to fire one up,
while puffing you miss the destination of said pizza.
Pulling a u-eee you quickly head back toward house. Pass it up and head back to
with once steaming pizza now fairly dead in passanger seat. Luckily
I set pizza on top of smokes or I would have walked back into pizzeria having
never delivered...
Got back to that house quick!
L.S.R. 10/22/12


I showed up to the site in the dump truck.I smoked with the guy on the job.I got hella baked and took off.A few blocks away I remembered to go back and dump the gravel.Thats pretty normal.We are all burn outs.LOL
 
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