You know youre too high when....

[1993stoner]

Dude, when u call for pizza and then thirty minutes later you realize you didn't call for pizza

 

[DROPZILLA]

when - for some odd reason - you blow into your bong and wet your entire bowl..

 

[DROPZILLA]

when you search for 10+ minutes trying to find your lighter.. you know the one on the coffee table directly in front of you

 

[SeaBeeDee]

Or it is in your hand! When you leave your baby on top of your car and drive off. Nah jus playin.. That girl was dumb as hell though.

 

[dirtyho1968]

Only chicks do that.

Oh, ok billybob.

 

[Hepheastus420]

When you drop your glass piece and you're thinking "No fucking way that just happened!!".. So you bust out your next piece and smoke a funeral bowl.

 

[RightyMcquick]

or when you leave your glass on your lap and go to stand up and it goes flying... fml.

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

when you cant find your way out of a U turn.

 

[DROPZILLA]

when your stuck on Macgyver mode because you have 'nothing to smoke out of' and resort to making ghetto ass pipes and bongs..then after your done smoking you remember Zig-Zags are only 2 bucksfml..

 

[Hepheastus420]

Once I was on RIU and unclebuck got me with a rick roll on a seperate tab. I came back to say he got me and forgot I had the song still on. About two minutes later I caught myself jamming to that gay ass song. Too high.

 

[Hepheastus420]

when your stuck on Macgyver mode because you have 'nothing to smoke out of' and resort to making ghetto ass pipes and bongs..then after your done smoking you remember Zig-Zags are only 2 bucksfml..

Not a complete waste of time, building pieces is fun.

 

[1993stoner]

when you search for 10+ minutes trying to find your lighter.. you know the one on the coffee table directly in front of you

I watched my girl do this a few days ago lol

 

[MrFrance]

When you drop your glass piece and you're thinking "No fucking way that just happened!!".. So you bust out your next piece and smoke a funeral bowl.

lol watching your fav ceramic tiny beautiful blue bong release from your hand roll off your lap and smash on floor

 

[DROPZILLA]

when you've watched the intro to a movie a million times but never seen the entire thing..then when you finally sit down to watch the movie your like 'fuck this' and put on something else

 

[RightyMcquick]

you go to the grocery store for something you need, and coming out with a bunch of munchie food but not what you actually needed...

 

[Chillintxstlye]

When u look for the joint u just rolled for 20 min and find it behind ur ear.

 

[MrFrance]

leaving a 10 draw in your pocket when walking through airport security.

arriving and thinking did I really pack that when customs goes through your stuff and starts pulling out old tennis racket, 10 books.

leaving the iron on

you've put a tent up inside your own house and lay there smoking and reading lord of the rings.

 

[Oscar Zeta Acosta]

Putting spread on your iPad and trying to check your fb status on the toast opposite.

 

[DROPZILLA]

when the driver - after hot boxing his truck - asks you to drive back..

 

[Ringsixty]

Get so high. I throw up.