YO! Bob Zmuda check in

tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member
neosapien said:
This gang is not totally exclusive to me and Bob either. If anyone else with a daughter wants to be in 44 Penises you just got to pledge your allegiance and do the initiation. I'm still thinking bout the initiation but it'll probably be easy since we're all lazy peaceful stoners. My first thought for initiation was just go on the Meghan's law website, find a rapist near you, and beat him with a piece of 3/4" black iron. I'm still debating though.
Click to expand...
I still have a tracking app on my daughter's phone, mostly so I can know if her dog needs out or fed if she's held up at work.
That app shows every sex offender's picture and address within a radius of where she is.

It's a must when they get a phone!
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

Well-Known Member
Bob Zmuda said:
Thanks bro!

I love the that you have to put the boxer away to discipline the kids!
Click to expand...
He is very protective of the kids.
neosapien said:
This gang is not totally exclusive to me and Bob either. If anyone else with a daughter wants to be in 44 Penises you just got to pledge your allegiance and do the initiation. I'm still thinking bout the initiation but it'll probably be easy since we're all lazy peaceful stoners. My first thought for initiation was just go on the Meghan's law website, find a rapist near you, and beat him with a piece of 3/4" black iron. I'm still debating though.
Click to expand...
I'm down.

I already beat a rapist up. It was a neighbor. Found out he was a sex offender and hea had said some things that bothered me. The next time he walked over he said something along the lines of my daughter was pretty and I lost it. Dude even went to jail.
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

Well-Known Member
tangerinegreen555 said:
I still have a tracking app on my daughter's phone, mostly so I can know if her dog needs out or fed if she's held up at work.
That app shows every sex offender's picture and address within a radius of where she is.

It's a must when they get a phone!
Click to expand...
They got the Verizon hum out. Plugs into a cars obd port. It lets you track the car and set boundary alerts.

It will even tell you what your engine light means when it comes on and other things.
 
Bob Zmuda

Bob Zmuda

Well-Known Member
neosapien said:
I've decided that we should probably just go ahead and start a gang Bob. How do you feel about 44 Penises? As our name I mean. Or The 44 Penises. It's need to be rough and tough, yet convey to the public that we're the good guys. Also it'll grow into an urban legend that that*s how many penises we've collected from would-be suitors. Cool, I'm gonna get some business cards made.
Click to expand...
I've already started embroidering our gang jackets. I'll post the Logo. :)
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

Well-Known Member
Bob Zmuda said:
View attachment 3866856
Quick rough sketch. Full color final version cumming.
Click to expand...
That's cool ....I wish I was a gang member ...but I'm just a rather large bearded man who nobody fucks with because they know it will end badly for them ....oh well .....if you need an extra penis in your new gang I'm down .....as long as it doesn't take any sexual acts to get into the crew ........I can graffiti 44 penises on my neighbors house if you'd like me to get the word out .....pretty much the coolest gang name and logo I've ever seen .
 
Bob Zmuda

Bob Zmuda

Well-Known Member
Indacouch said:
That's cool ....I wish I was a gang member ...but I'm just a rather large bearded man who nobody fucks with because they know it will end badly for them ....oh well .....if you need an extra penis in your new gang I'm down .....as long as it doesn't take any sexual acts to get into the crew ........I can graffiti 44 penises on my neighbors house if you'd like me to get the word out .....pretty much the coolest gang name and logo I've ever seen .
Click to expand...
You're in.

But there ARE sexual acts unfortunately. Cool ones though don't worry.
 
Bob Zmuda

Bob Zmuda

Well-Known Member
SO FAR (I know this will change probably)...

You could set a watch to this babay. Drink Hella Milk. Get milk-wasted.

Deep sleep 2-3 hours.

Guacamole/mustard butt.

REPEAT.

Had her first dr. appt yesterday. Her temp was a little low. We added an extra layer and cranked up the heat (wife and I run hot so the house stays around 65 degrees usually. No good for a tiny baby though. I feel like I'm going to melt at 73 degrees but baby's temp is good now.)

1 week old. I never thought I'd be "that guy" taking a zillion pics and being obsessed with a baby. WEIRD.
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

Well-Known Member
Bob Zmuda said:
SO FAR (I know this will change probably)...

You could set a watch to this babay. Drink Hella Milk. Get milk-wasted.

Deep sleep 2-3 hours.

Guacamole/mustard butt.

REPEAT.

Had her first dr. appt yesterday. Her temp was a little low. We added an extra layer and cranked up the heat (wife and I run hot so the house stays around 65 degrees usually. No good for a tiny baby though. I feel like I'm going to melt at 73 degrees but baby's temp is good now.)

1 week old. I never thought I'd be "that guy" taking a zillion pics and being obsessed with a baby. WEIRD.
Click to expand...
It happens. Not a bad thing unless you try to put diapers on your wife.

Unless she's into it, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Lol
 
Diabolical666

Diabolical666

Well-Known Member
Bob Zmuda said:
SO FAR (I know this will change probably)...

You could set a watch to this babay. Drink Hella Milk. Get milk-wasted.

Deep sleep 2-3 hours.

Guacamole/mustard butt.

REPEAT.

Had her first dr. appt yesterday. Her temp was a little low. We added an extra layer and cranked up the heat (wife and I run hot so the house stays around 65 degrees usually. No good for a tiny baby though. I feel like I'm going to melt at 73 degrees but baby's temp is good now.)

1 week old. I never thought I'd be "that guy" taking a zillion pics and being obsessed with a baby. WEIRD.
Click to expand...
This sounds like the routine of a good baby ..both mine were good like this
 
Aeroknow

Aeroknow

Well-Known Member
Bob Zmuda said:
SO FAR (I know this will change probably)...

You could set a watch to this babay. Drink Hella Milk. Get milk-wasted.

Deep sleep 2-3 hours.

Guacamole/mustard butt.

REPEAT.

Had her first dr. appt yesterday. Her temp was a little low. We added an extra layer and cranked up the heat (wife and I run hot so the house stays around 65 degrees usually. No good for a tiny baby though. I feel like I'm going to melt at 73 degrees but baby's temp is good now.)

1 week old. I never thought I'd be "that guy" taking a zillion pics and being obsessed with a baby. WEIRD.
Click to expand...
That guacamole/mustard stuff ain't shit compared to what ends up coming out. My advice to you is get in all the changes you can right now before it turns into the real stinky poopoo doodoo. You ain't seen shit yet bro lolololol!!!
So yeah, get in all the changes now so you can later say you changed her diapers too ;-)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top