YO! Bob Zmuda check in
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Singlemalt
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Mine did, she went from a large A/small B to close to a double C and stayed that way even to now.
dangledo
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Singlemalt
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LMAO! +repall because of semen!!
whitebb2727
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My pit bull was like that. We would lay our first baby on a blanket in the floor. The pit would curl up around here and protect her. He would come wine and bark if the baby started crying.Thank you so very much Sunni! I can't stop staring at her! Our dogs feel like they found their purpose in life. Sit next to baby attentively and bark at the wind if it blows the wrong way.
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The boxer we have now loves our kids. I have to lock him up when I discipline the kids.
Beautiful baby. Dog too.
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Gary Goodson
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I'm gonna buy her a little notepad for her to jot names down in...Thank you so very much Sunni! I can't stop staring at her! Our dogs feel like they found their purpose in life. Sit next to baby attentively and bark at the wind if it blows the wrong way.
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After she starts kicking asses!
Bob Zmuda
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Lmao!!!!! Love it!
Bob Zmuda
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Thanks bro!
I love the that you have to put the boxer away to discipline the kids!
neosapien
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I've decided that we should probably just go ahead and start a gang Bob. How do you feel about 44 Penises? As our name I mean. Or The 44 Penises. It's need to be rough and tough, yet convey to the public that we're the good guys. Also it'll grow into an urban legend that that*s how many penises we've collected from would-be suitors. Cool, I'm gonna get some business cards made.
srh88
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can i join.. i only have one penis, but its ready for battle
neosapien
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Well, you need to stick your penis in a female and have her pop out another female to be a ride or die member in this exclusive gang but I do have a very important job for you SRH...
srh88
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no little ones for me yet. not ready for all that. some day.Well, you need to stick your penis in a female and have her pop out another female to be a ride or die member in this exclusive gang but I do have a very important job for you SRH...
tangerinegreen555
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I still remember looking out the window into the driveway seeing my daughter sucking face with a guy with green and purple hair.
I asked her later, 'Isn't that an odd color for hair?'
'No dad, it's just basic green and purple.'
'Oh, OK'
You guys got some real memories coming.
cannabineer
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If that were a fence it would be a Phallisade
Gary Goodson
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My baby girl is 11, but when she was around 9 she punched some little girl in her nose for fucking with her. When she got home she looked like she was scared to tell me what happened.
I asked her "did you start it?"
She said "no, she was making fun of me and then threw something at me. I turned around and punched her like you showed me"
I said "that's right mama, don't let anybody fuck with you"
She smiled and went on about her day.
I was so proud!
I asked her "did you start it?"
She said "no, she was making fun of me and then threw something at me. I turned around and punched her like you showed me"
I said "that's right mama, don't let anybody fuck with you"
She smiled and went on about her day.
I was so proud!
ttystikk
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That went off a cliff...
neosapien
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This gang is not totally exclusive to me and Bob either. If anyone else with a daughter wants to be in 44 Penises you just got to pledge your allegiance and do the initiation. I'm still thinking bout the initiation but it'll probably be easy since we're all lazy peaceful stoners. My first thought for initiation was just go on the Meghan's law website, find a rapist near you, and beat him with a piece of 3/4" black iron. I'm still debating though.
Singlemalt
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I guess Tangie and I get to be Penii Emeritii; to you youngsters that means OG