Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

Im offering a bounty of godlike riu status in exchange for said picture of @Flaming Pie bresticules

Prize Includes:
I'll personally endorse you, publicly, on any RIU thread in exchange for the pic. Upon my endorsement you'll instantly receive 1,000 likes, 75 followers and 10 messages a day, as well as at least 17 new enemies.
 
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My daily routine:

Wake up
Do some shit
Check RIU
Notice little red alert thing in the corner of screen.
Click
See this:
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Get excited
Think "BOOOOOOBS"
Click on alert.
See not boobs.
Go To Sleep.
You're telling me every time I attach a file you get a notification? Sweeeeeeeeeeet! Let the games begin!

I'll start doing it at more awkward times like 3am where it's likely that I've come off a wine bender and am looking to make some bad decisions.
 
Hahahahaa, the shit that makes people remember other people is funny. You can help two thousand growers on riu and you tell a guy your a tranny and your faymous lol

Your 100% correct , I spent at least 6 yrs helping noobs & hydro growers, posted loads of tutorials for folks , never venturing out of the grow forums , I've helped thousands & just can't do it much anymore it's so boring .
 
No its more like she barges in and starts shit with you

But its directed to you I I say go at it lol

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It's always nice when a chick writes your name on her chest and takes a picture. @RainbowBrite86

I should get pregnant again. People be throwing topless photos at me when I'm preggars.
That's nice! Like a "hey you're preggo, congratulations - here are my tats?"

I did have a Christmas card one year that was exclusively from "The Nip", but it wasn't widely distributed. Just funny.
 
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