tokensmoke
Well-Known Member
Ok here is for everyone that is paranoid as hell. All they think about is "What am I gonna do when that day comes?" This is for those who do not know what to do.
Well, I am going to tell you, I majored in Law and Justice and if it wasn't for me finding a better job, I would be working for the man. And I probably would of ended up getting arrested. So anyways.
Scenaro 1
You are in your car with some friends, you are toking up and all of a sudden you get blue lighted. WHAT DO YOU DO!!!! Firstly, you keep your high ass calm. No sudden movements, don't throw anything out the windows.
Your main concern is smell, so don't pull over immediately, you need to roll your windows down, ALL OF THEM! Then count to 15, no mississippi counting, the law is if a cop can count to thirty and you have not pulled over unless you are blocked in traffic then they consider it evading the law.
After you count 15, pull over, leave your windows down, by now any evidence of you smoking pot should be put away, remember most cops will not ask you to step out of the car unless they have a reason to think otherwise. This means don't leave anything criminating in sight. When he shines the light in your eyes, which they will if its dark, then squint your eyes. Make it hard for them. Now, if you are unlucky and you get a cop that is a dick, here is what you do.
You do exactly as he says, no resistance, no lip, no nothing. Now, cops are trained to scare civilians into letting them get thier way. But never forget, you have rights that cannot be violated. No matter how hard they pry you do not let them have thier way.
Ex. COUNTYMOUNTY: Sir, may I search your vehicle?
YOU: No sir, and you doing so without a warrant will violate my constitutional rights.
Now this only comes into play if they are trying to search your car without probable cause. In other words, they don't see something incriminating on you or in you car, then its illegal.
Ex. Cop searches you and finds something.
COUNTYMOUNTY: What do we have here? A bag of marijuana eh? You know you could do time for this.
YOU: I refuse to say anything without my lawyer present.
Trust me, its a lot easier to get yourself in trouble without a lawyer telling you what to say.
Ex. Cop is just holding you outside your car not doing anything but prying at you to let him search your vehicle or something. Without interrupting, no sassy tone, no anger or anything, in a clear voice you say this.
"Officer, you haven't arrested me nor have you claimed me detained, so with you permission I would like to be on my way, I am in a hurry."
Always remember, cops have camrecorders in their vehicles that are constantly running. You say it clear and you wont have to worry about anything.
Scenario 2
Cops show up at your house. Same principle, you keep your ass calm and you don't run, for gods sake don't run.
Ex w/ no warrant
COUNTYMOUNTY: Sir, we would like to search your house?
YOU: If you have a warrant may I see it please?
COUNTYMOUNTY: We do not have a warrant sir. (most of the time they wont say this, they will try to throw you off, you just repeat the above question until you get a definite answer)
YOU: You may return with a warrant, and you can search my property.
ALERT!!!!! It is now leagal in most states of America for police to search your trash with a warrant as long as its roadside.
Ex w/ warrant
COUNTYMOUNTY
most of the time they will show the warrant and then ask, if not then ask to see one)
YOU: Please come in, officer.
They find something and start to question you.
YOU: I refuse to say anything without a lawyer present.
You let them detain you and take you off with no resistance, as long as you stick to not saying anything without a lawyer present then 55% of the time the person gets off without a scratch. I have aseen it and done it over a thousand times.
Comments welcome
TNS
Well, I am going to tell you, I majored in Law and Justice and if it wasn't for me finding a better job, I would be working for the man. And I probably would of ended up getting arrested. So anyways.
Scenaro 1
You are in your car with some friends, you are toking up and all of a sudden you get blue lighted. WHAT DO YOU DO!!!! Firstly, you keep your high ass calm. No sudden movements, don't throw anything out the windows.
Your main concern is smell, so don't pull over immediately, you need to roll your windows down, ALL OF THEM! Then count to 15, no mississippi counting, the law is if a cop can count to thirty and you have not pulled over unless you are blocked in traffic then they consider it evading the law.
After you count 15, pull over, leave your windows down, by now any evidence of you smoking pot should be put away, remember most cops will not ask you to step out of the car unless they have a reason to think otherwise. This means don't leave anything criminating in sight. When he shines the light in your eyes, which they will if its dark, then squint your eyes. Make it hard for them. Now, if you are unlucky and you get a cop that is a dick, here is what you do.
You do exactly as he says, no resistance, no lip, no nothing. Now, cops are trained to scare civilians into letting them get thier way. But never forget, you have rights that cannot be violated. No matter how hard they pry you do not let them have thier way.
Ex. COUNTYMOUNTY: Sir, may I search your vehicle?
YOU: No sir, and you doing so without a warrant will violate my constitutional rights.
Now this only comes into play if they are trying to search your car without probable cause. In other words, they don't see something incriminating on you or in you car, then its illegal.
Ex. Cop searches you and finds something.
COUNTYMOUNTY: What do we have here? A bag of marijuana eh? You know you could do time for this.
YOU: I refuse to say anything without my lawyer present.
Trust me, its a lot easier to get yourself in trouble without a lawyer telling you what to say.
Ex. Cop is just holding you outside your car not doing anything but prying at you to let him search your vehicle or something. Without interrupting, no sassy tone, no anger or anything, in a clear voice you say this.
"Officer, you haven't arrested me nor have you claimed me detained, so with you permission I would like to be on my way, I am in a hurry."
Always remember, cops have camrecorders in their vehicles that are constantly running. You say it clear and you wont have to worry about anything.
Scenario 2
Cops show up at your house. Same principle, you keep your ass calm and you don't run, for gods sake don't run.
Ex w/ no warrant
COUNTYMOUNTY: Sir, we would like to search your house?
YOU: If you have a warrant may I see it please?
COUNTYMOUNTY: We do not have a warrant sir. (most of the time they wont say this, they will try to throw you off, you just repeat the above question until you get a definite answer)
YOU: You may return with a warrant, and you can search my property.
ALERT!!!!! It is now leagal in most states of America for police to search your trash with a warrant as long as its roadside.
Ex w/ warrant
COUNTYMOUNTY

YOU: Please come in, officer.
They find something and start to question you.
YOU: I refuse to say anything without a lawyer present.
You let them detain you and take you off with no resistance, as long as you stick to not saying anything without a lawyer present then 55% of the time the person gets off without a scratch. I have aseen it and done it over a thousand times.
Comments welcome
TNS