splitphilly
Active Member
No, but that would be more romantic. She can hear the buzzer going, and when I get out of the shower afterward, with the same facial hair, she put's two and two together....I have a manscaping = menstruation cycle going on.
What do you do when you know your gonna get laid that night?
- Thread starter ChingOwn
- Start date
abe supercro
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gotcha hahah i was like wtf if shes ALREADY down there might as well give it a go hahahahaha
skunkd0c
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with this innocence and naivety you are expressing you might get a sympathy fuck from one of the forum ladies, nice tactic
Hookabelly
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funniest post on here… well that and the ice cream visual
Stoney McFried
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I wash thoroughly.
Geronimo420
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What do you do when you know your gonna get laid that night?
Call the wife & tell her "be working late"
Call the wife & tell her "be working late"
chewberto
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Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Did I win?
CrownMeKing
Active Member
someone already took mine haha. Get fresh as fuck, pop a few xans & get mad blunts to be burning all night. Puddy gon love me lol
*bahahahha those are pfister Viagra you sick fuck. Thought those were 1mg alprazolam.
*bahahahha those are pfister Viagra you sick fuck. Thought those were 1mg alprazolam.
Diabolical666
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TRim up your dick moss boys!!!
hahahahahaha
Stoney McFried
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Get a fresh bottle of chloroform?
ChingOwn
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Thats the shocker....You should see the destroyer..
gR33nDav3l0l
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Put a clean sheet in the back seat