What do you do when you know your gonna get laid that night?

What do you do?

  • Chave me junk

    Votes: 12 37.5%

  • rub one out so I last longer

    Votes: 14 43.8%

  • Pinworm

    Votes: 15 46.9%

  • Chave da whole bod

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • watch porn for ideas

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • buy viagra

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • buy lubes and vibes and chit

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • Total voters
    32
Milovan

Milovan

Well-Known Member
After home girl hops in bed I put
out some of those orange caution cones around the bed
and then do some stretches and put up a Capt. Kirk persona cause I'm
about to go where no man has gone before!
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It's very exciting when I know I'm gonna get laid..

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And here's a pic of my last beautiful lay..

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Now round 2 on her or what I like to call "the next level"!
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lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member
zazahzle said:
"Listen ladies... It doesn't matter what you wear or if your undergarments match, it's all an obstacle.. No man has ever been like "I was totally gonna fuck that chick, but her outfit didn't make any sense".. :hump:
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Yeah fuck the obstacles.

Turning up on dates with zero underwear on tends to make a clear impression! At least that way both parties know where it's going!
 
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