What do you do when you know your gonna get laid that night?

What do you do?

  • Chave me junk

    Votes: 12 37.5%

  • rub one out so I last longer

    Votes: 14 43.8%

  • Pinworm

    Votes: 15 46.9%

  • Chave da whole bod

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • watch porn for ideas

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • buy viagra

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • buy lubes and vibes and chit

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • Total voters
    32
My ex who's 40 recently took away a new gf who's 20!!! He said he was packing the Viagra.

Then he returned from his weekend and said he received some strange looks from people. I said "Don't worry about it, they're just thinking 'fucking lucky bastard!' and then I told him to make the most of it as he won't get girls that young in 5-10 years time!
 
lahadaextranjera said:
My ex who's 40 recently took away a new gf who's 20!!! He said he was packing the Viagra.

Then he returned from his weekend and said he received some strange looks from people. I said "Don't worry about it, they're just thinking 'fucking lucky bastard!' and then I told him to make the most of it as he won't get girls that young in 5-10 years time!
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A 40 year old man should be aloud 2 of those 20 year old babe, then 3 when he reach 60
 
I rub a few out. I wash my dick and balls really good, usually end up shooting one off from cleaning. Then I brush my teeth, THEN I clean out my asshole with a finger scrub it, just in case she's likes to eat out. I usually end up shooting one off from cleaning. Then I lay down flat on my back on my bed after showering, look up to the ceiling and jank one off. Then I take a nap, then I'm ready to start preparing for my Fuck date by janking my wanker until it spits air dust, cause I'm not trying to get pregnant.
 
chewberto said:
I rub a few out. I wash my dick and balls really good, usually end up shooting one off from cleaning. Then I brush my teeth, THEN I clean out my asshole with a finger scrub it, just in case she's likes to eat out. I usually end up shooting one off from cleaning. Then I lay down flat on my back on my bed after showering, look up to the ceiling and jank one off. Then I take a nap, then I'm ready to start preparing for my Fuck date by janking my wanker until it spits air dust, cause I'm not trying to get pregnant.
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WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD OF FUCK?!?
 
Hookabelly said:
OMG what the hell was that? LOL


Why? has it been awhile and you forgot?
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Na just curious I dont pick up lays from the bar down here so sometimes I get a booty call from the sates and I know whats gonna happen so I feel like I should like wear clean underwear or something extra nice like that, but I usually dont just wondering if I could get any useful advice from people who are used to that lifestyle....a lot of good information here..Thanks for the tips everyone.
 
I also think there are variables to this
but personally personal hygiene is needed haha

generally if I know know ill take a shower shave if I didn't already that day moisturized lotion perfume ect
but I generally do that everyday girls might have different answers to this LOL
 
When I trim my dick hair my girl knows, and she gives me a hard time about it. "What do you think you're getting a blow job tonight?!"

And she's right. I know she's almost off the rag so I'm going for a hummer, plus in a day or two, I'm going for some coochy penetration. Then it's like a week of nothing. But hey, at least I know what I'm dealing with.

Before my current life I would buzz face, pregame, shower, shave crotch, good cologne myself, pregame, half jerk off, put on clean clothes, check bank account, and pregame again.
 
splitphilly said:
When I trim my dick hair my girl knows, and she gives me a hard time about it. "What do you think you're getting a blow job tonight?!"

And she's right. I know she's almost off the rag so I'm going for a hummer, plus in a day or two, I'm going for some coochy penetration. Then it's like a week of nothing. But hey, at least I know what I'm dealing with.

Before my current life I would buzz face, pregame, shower, shave crotch, good cologne myself, pregame, half jerk off, put on clean clothes, check bank account, and pregame again.
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wait so shes already looking AT your dick if you trimmed it......? LOL
 
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