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Indagrow

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Whew! I saw the pic and was gonna post you to paint/otherwise obscure them. Last year a neighbor of my ex- called the cops to report some vandalism at his house. Cops come, see a stack of milk crates, ask him if he works for the milk outfit, no, arrest him for theft
dude must be a dick.. Someone fucks up his housex then the cops come and place the long dick of the law on his forehead.. sounds like there is more to the story
 

Singlemalt

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dude must be a dick.. Someone fucks up his housex then the cops come and place the long dick of the law on his forehead.. sounds like there is more to the story
He was a dick, my ex was happy he got busted; loud late parties, asshole kids, etc. He likely was an ass to the cops; he was a belligerent sort. The crates gave them a legit excuse to fuck him; in this case, good on the cops.
 

Singlemalt

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In other words, it was karma delivered by the cops.
(Delivery mechanism is irrelevant -- it's gonna happen.)
Yep. He would occasionally steal her Sunday newspaper. If she didn't go out early enough (in his mind) to get it, he steal it and when she caught him he said I thought you were out of town and it would be taken anyway. I think the vandalism was done by kids getting even with his kids
 

srh88

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He was a dick, my ex was happy he got busted; loud late parties, asshole kids, etc. He likely was an ass to the cops; he was a belligerent sort. The crates gave them a legit excuse to fuck him; in this case, good on the cops.
A cop told me about milk crates when I was younger.. I kept my dirtbikes on them. I got busted for agricultural vandalism.. going through a corn field in the winter lol.. but I tried to run and ran out of gas. Cop let me push my bike all the way home.. and when I put it on a milk crate he told me.. but didn't fuck with me over it
 

Singlemalt

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A cop told me about milk crates when I was younger.. I kept my dirtbikes on them. I got busted for agricultural vandalism.. going through a corn field in the winter lol.. but I tried to run and ran out of gas. Cop let me push my bike all the way home.. and when I put it on a milk crate he told me.. but didn't fuck with me over it
LOL. I really hope that our fav birdman alters his shopping carts so they can't be traced when he goes cola selling
 
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