What did you accomplish today?

[Indagrow]

Whew! I saw the pic and was gonna post you to paint/otherwise obscure them. Last year a neighbor of my ex- called the cops to report some vandalism at his house. Cops come, see a stack of milk crates, ask him if he works for the milk outfit, no, arrest him for theft

dude must be a dick.. Someone fucks up his housex then the cops come and place the long dick of the law on his forehead.. sounds like there is more to the story

 

[Drowning-Man]

dude must be a dick.. Someone fucks up his housex then the cops come and place the long dick of the law on his forehead.. sounds like there is more to the story

Possesion is 9/10 of the law.

 

[Singlemalt]

dude must be a dick.. Someone fucks up his housex then the cops come and place the long dick of the law on his forehead.. sounds like there is more to the story

He was a dick, my ex was happy he got busted; loud late parties, asshole kids, etc. He likely was an ass to the cops; he was a belligerent sort. The crates gave them a legit excuse to fuck him; in this case, good on the cops.

 

[curious2garden]

He was a dick, my ex was happy he got busted; loud late parties, asshole kids, etc. He likely was an ass to the cops; he was a belligerent sort. The crates gave them a legit excuse to fuck him; in this case, good on the cops.

LOL, failing the attitude test

 

[Chunky Stool]

He was a dick, my ex was happy he got busted; loud late parties, asshole kids, etc. He likely was an ass to the cops; he was a belligerent sort. The crates gave them a legit excuse to fuck him; in this case, good on the cops.

In other words, it was karma delivered by the cops.
(Delivery mechanism is irrelevant -- it's gonna happen.)

 

[Singlemalt]

In other words, it was karma delivered by the cops.
(Delivery mechanism is irrelevant -- it's gonna happen.)

Yep. He would occasionally steal her Sunday newspaper. If she didn't go out early enough (in his mind) to get it, he steal it and when she caught him he said I thought you were out of town and it would be taken anyway. I think the vandalism was done by kids getting even with his kids

 

[srh88]

He was a dick, my ex was happy he got busted; loud late parties, asshole kids, etc. He likely was an ass to the cops; he was a belligerent sort. The crates gave them a legit excuse to fuck him; in this case, good on the cops.

A cop told me about milk crates when I was younger.. I kept my dirtbikes on them. I got busted for agricultural vandalism.. going through a corn field in the winter lol.. but I tried to run and ran out of gas. Cop let me push my bike all the way home.. and when I put it on a milk crate he told me.. but didn't fuck with me over it

 

[Singlemalt]

A cop told me about milk crates when I was younger.. I kept my dirtbikes on them. I got busted for agricultural vandalism.. going through a corn field in the winter lol.. but I tried to run and ran out of gas. Cop let me push my bike all the way home.. and when I put it on a milk crate he told me.. but didn't fuck with me over it

LOL. I really hope that our fav birdman alters his shopping carts so they can't be traced when he goes cola selling

 

[Drowning-Man]

LOL. I really hope that our fav birdman alters his shopping carts so they can't be traced when he goes cola selling

Ive seen people push walmart carts 2 miles away. Never seen cops do anything about it.

 

[Singlemalt]

Ive seen people push walmart carts 2 miles away. Never seen cops do anything about it.

Seems to be true

 

[Chunky Stool]

A lot of people love to hate walmart...

 

[Chunky Stool]

Ive seen people push walmart carts 2 miles away. Never seen cops do anything about it.

Try planting the marijuanas in it.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Back at it again! Our table is too big to take to the new place. So I jumped on Craigslist and found a nice round table at an amazing price!

$50 bucks!!! But I had to drive an hour away to get it. Even with a 2 hour round trip it was still worth it.

 

[srh88]

Back at it again! Our table is too big to take to the new place. So I jumped on Craigslist and found a nice round table at an amazing price!
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$50 bucks!!! But I had to drive an hour away to get it. Even with a 2 hour round trip it was still worth it.

Very nice. Perfect for eating dix

 

[Drowning-Man]

A lot of people love to hate walmart...

Hey walmart made china the greatest economy on earth.

 

[jerryb73]

Very nice. Perfect for eating dix

That he keeps fresh in that new fridge..lol

 

[Drowning-Man]

Try planting the marijuanas in it.

Shit next time the cops catch me with weed ima pop an alkacelcer and drop down and fake a sezure. Claim texas compassionate use.

 

[Singlemalt]

Hey walmart made china the greatest economy on earth.

Who are you and what did you do with the real Drowning-man?

 

[Drowning-Man]

Who are you and what did you do with the real Drowning-man?

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Uhhh..... this is a new one. Lol. The roots split the party cup open and kept going!

On another note, I learned today that I'm on the ballot for teacher of the year in my city. Ha! (There's like 30 other names on it too though so I know I won't win). Fucking funny though.