mr sunshine
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That's one bad muthafucker.
What did you accomplish today?
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Bareback
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mr sunshine
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Fuck no, neosapiens dick would have shattered the rear windshield as well. He packs a pretty big tool for a smaller guy.
mr sunshine
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Bareback
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A simple case of mistaken identity.
Note to self look for larger penis, ok got it.
Thanks @ Mr Sunshine that would have been awkward.
I would have been like" hey my favorite ninga" and then, "ohh wait a minute you have a tiny penis" .
Indacouch
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Your just jealous .......and I have a safety harness anchored to his slightly smaller left testicle ...
(( Tiny ninja bow)) for speaking about a ninjas testicles.
Bareback
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I wish I had ninga testicles, the last time I got kicked in my junk they folded up like origumi.
Blue Wizard
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Reminds me of a story my friend told me of when he was staying with relatives during a family reunion.
It's real early in the morning and most everyone is asleep except for a few of them watching tv with the volume way down. His little cousin comes in and asks each of them one at a time "do you want some tooaasstt??" and everyone is like no thanks maybe later etc.
Then about 15 minutes go by and he hears his uncle go "who the fuck put jelly in the toaster?"
mr sunshine
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Just seen a billboard that said, check out our stool samples..lol
Bareback
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Well shit man, I have to check that out.
How was the toast?
Indacouch
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We do have lots of walnuts as well ....il take pics of a freakin gorgeous walnut orchard my neighbor has....it's amazing.....me and little Inda always get an invite when they shake to go fill buckets ....and we do.
Lots of blackberry bushes to ((yum))
Bob Zmuda
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Bareback
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When I was little indas age I actually got to spend what seemed like normal time with my dad , he would take us to the river or Creek and Tell us to pic black berries , I eat so many they would take my bucket but I didn't care I was still eating all I could get my lips around. Same thing with plums , muscadines
Indagrow
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Was told at the end of the day yesterday that I was being flown out to San Diego tomorrow to install two rudders I made on a cup boat for a race on Friday.. Obviously I was pumped, did a bunch of running around to get ready for the trip. Got a call today the boat didn't pass inspection something cheating wise with the hull not sure on the specifics... So now I don't get a free trip to Cali.
So I cleaned my room out of spite.. That's how broken of a man I was
'K' was blown away I actually had a floor that's how bad it was
So I cleaned my room out of spite.. That's how broken of a man I was
'K' was blown away I actually had a floor that's how bad it was
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ANC
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There is a masonry place close to me, Their billboard says something like "we'll get you stoned"
P.S. my wife is flying back from Mauritius today, and my daughter survived the week with daddy.
I never even needed to shout for a week.
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Indacouch
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So an older lady who loves my banana OG tomatoes came by to swoop some .....she's disabled and has been out for two days due to vacation .....she text and asked if she could swing by ....I'm up so I said ....fuck no you crazy bitch..kiss my ass .....not really but now I have your attention .....so I said ya sure....so I'm masterba....umb...doing paperwork in my office when she texts and says she's here ....so I walk out my side door to meet her out front ......these fucking possums have ruined another pair of my underwear ....scared me again ....fuckin things ....walking down the side of the house towards the front ...and as soon as the motion light clicked ....BAM!!! Cluster fuck of possums rite next to me going crazy ...especially momma possum ((UGLY)) and hissed when I startled her .......thought the devil was in my yard .....I almost got a video of her rounding up the small ones and heading out .....but I had shit my pants and by the time it got my phone she was gone .......I will get a pic of that dirty snaggle toothed bitch on my phone ......maybe even the possums to ...((couldn't resist))
K time to get stoned and sleep
BACON PENIS !!!!!
Nite guys/gals
And fuck rats
8================D
K time to get stoned and sleep
BACON PENIS !!!!!
Nite guys/gals
And fuck rats
8================D
Nugachino
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Peni$~~~~
Bolted a Six Shooter and a Cider jug from the Port Adelaide markets together. Paint job is all auto paint except for the glow in the dark stuff.
Hose bit is just there hold the metal stem in place. I made the hole about a 1mm too large.
Cone piece pulls forwards half a cm to gut it. Then rotate to next cone. And hand to next in line.
Bolted a Six Shooter and a Cider jug from the Port Adelaide markets together. Paint job is all auto paint except for the glow in the dark stuff.
Hose bit is just there hold the metal stem in place. I made the hole about a 1mm too large.
Cone piece pulls forwards half a cm to gut it. Then rotate to next cone. And hand to next in line.
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