tangerinegreen555
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My birthday present...22 pallets of paver stone and cast stone building blocks. I smell a courtyard with a wet bar, gas grill and smoker coming sooooon...
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tangerinegreen555
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that's funnyDouble V, lol
"I am not a cook"
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Elwood Diggler
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happy blowjob day!
.Pinworm.
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Happy anniversary, man. That's so rad.
Singlemalt
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Now all ya gotta do is give him a 4X6 plot out near Terlinguai fired the asshole at work
ebgood
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Ty Sir
srh88
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abe supercro
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trimmed 72 cat toenails this morning.
Hookabelly
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Buff Orphingtons are the BEST!! They get huge and are mellow and prolific layers
Hookabelly
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I love the preemptive "V" (vicodin) LOL Wouldn't those 2 meds cancel each other out tho? Hope the "real Ho of 28 years" had a good time too. That sounds like it could be a reality show: the real hos of 28... Happy Birthday.
.Pinworm.
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My daughter found out that you can squeeze them and they squirt poo. So now we are doing regular hourly squeezings, and taking bets on the color.
Hookabelly
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You can actually raise a buff O. to be a pet. They will sit on your lap etc. they're warm and cozy on your lap.
.Pinworm.
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Yea, and they are super soft, too. But, fuck me, they are loud. The constant peeping, and pooping. I keep having these sick fantasies about tossing one in the microwave. Is that totally fucked up? That is totally fucked up.
Gary Goodson
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lol fucker, don't do it
.Pinworm.
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Omfg I would never. I am an asshole, but not THAT big of an asshole. I can get chicken nuggets from Dollar Tree.