Wish I was as cool as you man, the chicks just flock to you.
(Fuck you Ken Jennings - I'm the wordmaster today!).
(Fuck you Ken Jennings - I'm the wordmaster today!).
What did you accomplish today?
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Singlemalt
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Name him P.D.( Potential Dinner), and tell him that every day. It'll either work and he'll be cool, or it'll send him off the deep end quickly
Ahhh our feed store had Australorps. I love chickens.
When I was a young kid my grandmother had chickens in the yard. We went out one time and her asshat of a rooster attacked her (she always carried about a 3' piece of 2x4). She knocked that rooster for a line drive. He never attacked her again. I asked her what if she'd killed him, she gave me that kid you are so stupid look and simply replied dinner.
srh88
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helped demo an old house today to get it ready for remodel.. capped the main water line coming in from the main and thats all thats left. got a shit load of copper from it, almost a whole truck full or that and brass.. bout to go cut up and separate it, nice extra little 1k or so in my pocket 
.. time to spark a joint and get separating
.. time to spark a joint and get separating
BarnBuster
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I rolled up both the doors on my 2, jammed to the ceiling 10' x 10' store and lockits, stared at contents with hands on hips, rolled doors back down and left.
tyler.durden
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This is harvest week (every other week is harvest week), so I'm really busy with the perpetual factory:
trim 22 sog plants for 11 ozs, Move 66 plants over one tray (also have to trim and stake plants going into tray 3), plant 22 new rooted clones for tray 1, take cuttings from 12 moms to fill up the 36 site aero cloner, refill 5 rezes with fresh nute solution, toss all waste into the neighboring apartment building's trash. Last Friday I took a nasty spill on my bike by taking a hard turn over a puddle of oil (thought it was water) and took all the layers of skin off my knee. So much so that you could see the knee cap, I was otherwise uninjured. I've been keeping it clean with fresh bandages, and the skin layers are growing back nicely. My bike's tires went higher than my head, and my bike landed under a truck that thankfully stopped. I also landed hard on my forehead, my helmet was crushed in that spot but I only had a tiny mark underneath. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HELMET. I wanted to get in a quick 15 mile ride before attending my kid's school meeting via conference call today, and I thought I'd have to take my bike in for a quick repair, as it was not shifting correctly after my spill. Lo and behold, my bike was shifting perfectly today! Maybe the bike elves thought I was deserving of a break, or maybe I smoke so much weed that I forgot that I already fixed it. I'm inclined to believe the latter. Got some exercise, kid's doing well, scarfed a burrito, now back to the weed grind mentioned above...
trim 22 sog plants for 11 ozs, Move 66 plants over one tray (also have to trim and stake plants going into tray 3), plant 22 new rooted clones for tray 1, take cuttings from 12 moms to fill up the 36 site aero cloner, refill 5 rezes with fresh nute solution, toss all waste into the neighboring apartment building's trash. Last Friday I took a nasty spill on my bike by taking a hard turn over a puddle of oil (thought it was water) and took all the layers of skin off my knee. So much so that you could see the knee cap, I was otherwise uninjured. I've been keeping it clean with fresh bandages, and the skin layers are growing back nicely. My bike's tires went higher than my head, and my bike landed under a truck that thankfully stopped. I also landed hard on my forehead, my helmet was crushed in that spot but I only had a tiny mark underneath. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HELMET. I wanted to get in a quick 15 mile ride before attending my kid's school meeting via conference call today, and I thought I'd have to take my bike in for a quick repair, as it was not shifting correctly after my spill. Lo and behold, my bike was shifting perfectly today! Maybe the bike elves thought I was deserving of a break, or maybe I smoke so much weed that I forgot that I already fixed it. I'm inclined to believe the latter. Got some exercise, kid's doing well, scarfed a burrito, now back to the weed grind mentioned above...
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tyler.durden
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Is it Friday already???I foresee ... that you will soon be eating cock.
Big_Lou
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Wow, those terms and procedures....I'd love to eventually try to grow my own. I wouldn't require a 'major operation', maybe just enough for myself and my people.
For years I've been tossing any and all seeds into this baggie....I'm sure many are dead/void, but some of them must be viable...
Gary Goodson
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Ok, now it's time for the question... It' a standard question around these parts and we'd all love to know your answer...
Ready?...
How many dix can you fit in your mouth at the same time?
Go!
Big_Lou
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Jeeeze man, kinda put me on the spot....I'm only three beers in, sigh....
OK, it's been many years since my stint in county jail, but from what I remember, it was FIVE.
Gary Goodson
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lmao! You just might fit in around here after all. We have a fucked up sense of humor and it seems like you do as well
Glad to meet ya, I'm Gary and you've got me beat by 2 whole dix!
srh88
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still.. 3 dix is something to be proud oflmao! You just might fit in around here after all. We have a fucked up sense of humor and it seems like you do as well
Glad to meet ya, I'm Gary and you've got me beat by 2 whole dix!
Gary Goodson
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Big_Lou
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Same to you, Gary, I'm...well....it's right over there <<<.lmao! You just might fit in around here after all. We have a fucked up sense of humor and it seems like you do as well
Glad to meet ya, I'm Gary and you've got me beat by 2 whole dix!
Speaking of "dix"...... For years my mom lived on Dix Avenue (Upstate NY), and it was a neverending family joke.... "Hey ma, still enjoying Dix?", "Yo ma, been busy on Dix?", "We asked her to move, but ya know ma LOVES DIX.", etc.
Gary Goodson
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lmaoSame to you, Gary, I'm...well....it's right over there <<<.
Speaking of "dix"...... For years my mom lived on Dix Avenue (Upstate NY), and it was a neverending family joke.... "Hey ma, still enjoying Dix?", "Yo ma, been busy on Dix?", "We asked her to move, but ya know ma LOVES DIX.", etc.
srh88
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once you get enough posts itll pop up.. dont worry, itll be there soon
tangerinegreen555
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Attacked living room with a vengance, furniture out, trim and baseboard removed, curtains/rods off...and changed all ten 1959 electrical outlets to modern grounded outlets...
met with epoxy stone contractor to put this on garage floor...because we're too scared to try to do it. Killer look, porous, water goes right through...even the drain covers are made out of it...and you can walk on it in your bare feet...kinda looks like pebbles that came out of a rock tumbler that are set in a clear epoxy base.
started jackhammering concrete slabs in front of garage that sunk and shifted to replace with small paver stones...
met with epoxy stone contractor to put this on garage floor...because we're too scared to try to do it. Killer look, porous, water goes right through...even the drain covers are made out of it...and you can walk on it in your bare feet...kinda looks like pebbles that came out of a rock tumbler that are set in a clear epoxy base.
started jackhammering concrete slabs in front of garage that sunk and shifted to replace with small paver stones...