Vagina scented perfume....

Benassi

Well-Known Member
you know whats kinda funny about this? i've met a couple different guys who LOVE to go down on girls, but HATE to receive it. are guys like that very common? where they dont like head at all but they really enjoy "giving face" as one of them put it...lol
I never met a guy who didn't like it unless he ran into too many teethers lol. That's a new one...
 

sarah22

Well-Known Member
I never met a guy who didn't like it unless he ran into too many teethers lol. That's a new one...
i've met a few guys like that actually. one of them i think didnt like it because he was pretty big and girls would have a hard time doing it without teeth. the 2nd guy had much of that same thing going on, too big for most girls to handle with oral...but he thought it was pretty degrading to a girl. and the 3rd guy flat out didnt like it because he felt it was too degrading to the girl. i just didnt know if guys like that were very common or not. but all of them were very much into going down on their girls lol.

*sigh* i meet men like this and im still a fucking virgin. god im a strange one :roll: haha
 

Benassi

Well-Known Member
i've met a few guys like that actually. one of them i think didnt like it because he was pretty big and girls would have a hard time doing it without teeth. the 2nd guy had much of that same thing going on, too big for most girls to handle with oral...but he thought it was pretty degrading to a girl. and the 3rd guy flat out didnt like it because he felt it was too degrading to the girl. i just didnt know if guys like that were very common or not. but all of them were very much into going down on their girls lol.

*sigh* i meet men like this and im still a fucking virgin. god im a strange one :roll: haha
Those guys haven't met the right mouth obviously hahahaha :lol:

I felt the difference no too long ago... some girls are used to smaller guys, some just have small mouths. Some girls however... "jesus christ the balls too?!" :lol:
 

trystick

Active Member
Whats really crazy bout this topic is that most of you dudes move around the forum posting bout how my "girls" smell really dank. Yesterday the topic was, my plants stink but its a good kind of stink..."I love to smell my girls" and stuff like that ..yet when this perfume comes up everyone is like eak..I would never like to smell that, that's not right. And... that shit shouldn't smell, its not normal.

To be aware of smells and to acquire a liking of smells seems accepted for weed but not for women??

But really...none of the buttons on the website works. I think its just a joke site or an experiment from some human sexuality class at some University. I donno, maybe its like seeds...you have to order a T-Shirt before it will mail out :smile:
 

trystick

Active Member
Apparently there are others as well:

This one supposed to smell like booty ... http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/2007/01/secretions_magnifiques_by_etat.html

This one supposed to smell like warm salty skin... http://boisdejasmin.typepad.com/_/2007/02/mcqueen_kingdom.html

This one supposed to smell like men's balls... http://perfumesmellinthings.blogspot.com/2005/09/muscs-koublai-khan-by-serge-lutens.html

This one supposed to smell like sweaty sex... http://boards.style.com/thread.jspa?messageID=1486׎

I don't think anybody wear this all day. I think people put the shit on at night when they wanna get freaky wit they boo.
 

ANC

Well-Known Member
I'd rather have perfume scented vaginas then vagina scented perfume... but thats just me.
 

trystick

Active Member
I'm going to market "dick" cologne.....
... yea there is a whole realm of sensual stuff that couples get into to make the evening cool. I read about a small tree that is found around the Caribbean. The fruit hangs and looks just like an 8 inch cock. I forget the name and lost the link. Then there is a flower plant from Asia which the flower looks very much like a vagina. I have seen websites that sell some of these for couples to put in the bedroom. Sometimes I have seen prints of these sold to hang on the wall in the bedroom.

Some Jamaican stores in Miami and new York sell incense that smells pretty erotic for burning when your in bed with your lady. Couple that with sensual music and some good weed and it would be an interesting night.

But the Vulva intro clip was just too creepy. I could see maybe if it was meant for a couple to spice things up.
 

CrackerJax

New Member
I'm going to formulate my new "DICK" cologne so that when it comes in contact with V-JJ perfume.......it smells like baby poop.


That will wake both ppl up in a hurry. At least we'll know they used a condom later.
 

CrackerJax

New Member
I've spent most of my careers dealing with Botany...and the latin names for most of those are VULGAR....:lol:

One look at some of them and you know women had no say in how flowers were named.... the layman names are sweet and mild... the latin is coarse and sexual..:mrgreen: dirty old men
 
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