Vagina scented perfume....

sarah22 said:

you know whats kinda funny about this? i've met a couple different guys who LOVE to go down on girls, but HATE to receive it. are guys like that very common? where they dont like head at all but they really enjoy "giving face" as one of them put it...lol

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I never met a guy who didn't like it unless he ran into too many teethers lol. That's a new one...

one night stands dont get eatin out

but girlsfriends do

Benassi said:

I never met a guy who didn't like it unless he ran into too many teethers lol. That's a new one...

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i've met a few guys like that actually. one of them i think didnt like it because he was pretty big and girls would have a hard time doing it without teeth. the 2nd guy had much of that same thing going on, too big for most girls to handle with oral...but he thought it was pretty degrading to a girl. and the 3rd guy flat out didnt like it because he felt it was too degrading to the girl. i just didnt know if guys like that were very common or not. but all of them were very much into going down on their girls lol.

*sigh* i meet men like this and im still a fucking virgin. god im a strange one haha

sarah22 said:

i've met a few guys like that actually. one of them i think didnt like it because he was pretty big and girls would have a hard time doing it without teeth. the 2nd guy had much of that same thing going on, too big for most girls to handle with oral...but he thought it was pretty degrading to a girl. and the 3rd guy flat out didnt like it because he felt it was too degrading to the girl. i just didnt know if guys like that were very common or not. but all of them were very much into going down on their girls lol.

*sigh* i meet men like this and im still a fucking virgin. god im a strange one haha

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Those guys haven't met the right mouth obviously hahahaha

I felt the difference no too long ago... some girls are used to smaller guys, some just have small mouths. Some girls however... "jesus christ the balls too?!"

I like to see if I can touch the tonsils

Whats really crazy bout this topic is that most of you dudes move around the forum posting bout how my "girls" smell really dank. Yesterday the topic was, my plants stink but its a good kind of stink..."I love to smell my girls" and stuff like that ..yet when this perfume comes up everyone is like eak..I would never like to smell that, that's not right. And... that shit shouldn't smell, its not normal.

To be aware of smells and to acquire a liking of smells seems accepted for weed but not for women??

But really...none of the buttons on the website works. I think its just a joke site or an experiment from some human sexuality class at some University. I donno, maybe its like seeds...you have to order a T-Shirt before it will mail out

who in the hell wants to walk around smelling like pussy? LOL

wanna smell pussy? sniff a bum

crusty420 said:

Yeah so there is vagina scented perfume.....not sure i would want my girl to wear it lol.

Pretty hot intro to the website and nice pics to go along with it

http://www.vulva-original.com

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I got a wife,,she's scented

jds8356 said:

my ol' lady's pussy smells like Jack Herrer

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Can I have some

Apparently there are others as well:

This one supposed to smell like booty ... http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/2007/01/secretions_magnifiques_by_etat.html

This one supposed to smell like warm salty skin... http://boisdejasmin.typepad.com/_/2007/02/mcqueen_kingdom.html

This one supposed to smell like men's balls... http://perfumesmellinthings.blogspot.com/2005/09/muscs-koublai-khan-by-serge-lutens.html

This one supposed to smell like sweaty sex... http://boards.style.com/thread.jspa?messageID=1486׎

I don't think anybody wear this all day. I think people put the shit on at night when they wanna get freaky wit they boo.

holy fuck hahahah

Dr. Greenhorn said:

you want vagina scented perfume? roll around in fish

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I dont know what kind of vigina ur smellin but if its smellin like fish walk away my brother hahaha!

I'd rather have perfume scented vaginas then vagina scented perfume... but thats just me.

I'm going to market "dick" cologne.....

CrackerJax said:

I'm going to market "dick" cologne.....

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... yea there is a whole realm of sensual stuff that couples get into to make the evening cool. I read about a small tree that is found around the Caribbean. The fruit hangs and looks just like an 8 inch cock. I forget the name and lost the link. Then there is a flower plant from Asia which the flower looks very much like a vagina. I have seen websites that sell some of these for couples to put in the bedroom. Sometimes I have seen prints of these sold to hang on the wall in the bedroom.

Some Jamaican stores in Miami and new York sell incense that smells pretty erotic for burning when your in bed with your lady. Couple that with sensual music and some good weed and it would be an interesting night.

But the Vulva intro clip was just too creepy. I could see maybe if it was meant for a couple to spice things up.

I'm going to formulate my new "DICK" cologne so that when it comes in contact with V-JJ perfume.......it smells like baby poop.


That will wake both ppl up in a hurry. At least we'll know they used a condom later.

Here is a few:

http://www.theroadtothehorizon.org/2008/08/rumble-most-erotic-of-all-plants-coco.html

LOL. aint this shit photoshopped? looks like a hibiscus to me.LOL

I've spent most of my careers dealing with Botany...and the latin names for most of those are VULGAR....

One look at some of them and you know women had no say in how flowers were named.... the layman names are sweet and mild... the latin is coarse and sexual.. dirty old men