this is YO MAMA!

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #41

Yo mama so fat, she uses pillow cases for socks.
Yo mama so fat she uses hulu hoops as earings.
Yo mama so fat she weighs herself on the richter scale.

 

The Outdoorsman

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #42

All I got
[youtube]KzelrlH_pjQ[/youtube]

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #43

yo momma so fat,when she walked passed the TV I missed 3 episodes.

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #44

yo momma got one eye,and one leg,she works at IHOP

 

ebgood

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #45

yo mama so crosseyed yo daddy left her for seeing people on the side

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #46

yo momma so fat,her rap name is 2chins.

 

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imchucky666

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #47

ebgood said:

ok im just bored but in the mood for a laugh. who has some good mama jokes? or i guess stingers in general. i dunno. whos game??

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rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #48

yo momma so cross eyed,she dropped something,and said can you please help me,and everybody bend down.

 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #49

::cracking knuckles:: let me give this a try.

Your mother (god bless her) is so fa... umm... obe.... gravity challenged.... it takes two years for her farts to breach the surface.

I slay me. Oh god.. my sides... MY SIDES....

 

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #50

[video=youtube;AlD-m8qy3C8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlD-m8qy3C8&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

 

ebgood

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #51

rainman36 said:

yo momma so fat,her rap name is 2chins.

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2 chinz!!! lmfao!

 

ebgood

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #52

Yo mama got no arms, no legs and a camera talkin bout "picture me rollin!"

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #53

yo momma so stupid she got one toe,and went and bought some flip flops

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #54

yo momma so stupid she got fired from wroking in a M&M factory for throwing away the W's

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #55

yo momma so stupis she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

 

ebgood

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #56

yo mama so broke her food stamps get declined

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #57

yo momma so stupid when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #58

yo momma so stupid she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

 

ebgood

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #59

yo mama so dumb she voted for romney

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2012

• #60

ebgood said:

yo mama so dumb she voted for romney

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ow shit now that's just fucked up,we gotta fight now LOL..