this is YO MAMA!

Yo mama so fat, she uses pillow cases for socks.
Yo mama so fat she uses hulu hoops as earings.
Yo mama so fat she weighs herself on the richter scale.

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yo momma so fat,when she walked passed the TV I missed 3 episodes.

yo momma got one eye,and one leg,she works at IHOP

yo mama so crosseyed yo daddy left her for seeing people on the side

yo momma so fat,her rap name is 2chins.

ebgood said:

ok im just bored but in the mood for a laugh. who has some good mama jokes? or i guess stingers in general. i dunno. whos game??

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yo momma so cross eyed,she dropped something,and said can you please help me,and everybody bend down.

::cracking knuckles:: let me give this a try.

Your mother (god bless her) is so fa... umm... obe.... gravity challenged.... it takes two years for her farts to breach the surface.

I slay me. Oh god.. my sides... MY SIDES....

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rainman36 said:

yo momma so fat,her rap name is 2chins.

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2 chinz!!! lmfao!

Yo mama got no arms, no legs and a camera talkin bout "picture me rollin!"

yo momma so stupid she got one toe,and went and bought some flip flops

yo momma so stupid she got fired from wroking in a M&M factory for throwing away the W's

yo momma so stupis she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

yo mama so broke her food stamps get declined

yo momma so stupid when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

yo momma so stupid she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

yo mama so dumb she voted for romney

ebgood said:

yo mama so dumb she voted for romney

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ow shit now that's just fucked up,we gotta fight now LOL..