this is YO MAMA!

[ebgood]

ok im just bored but in the mood for a laugh. who has some good mama jokes? or i guess stingers in general. i dunno. whos game??

 

[racerboy71]

your mom is like a hoagie, she don't care what kind of meat goes in...

your mom is like the library, open to the public..

your mom is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn..

i could go on and on, but i'll leave room for others to play..

 

[cannabineer]

Yo mama so fat ...
...only way to get her through a doorframe is to strip her naked, grease her up and wave a Little Debbie on the other side. cn

 

[Uncle Pirate]

Your momma's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

 

[cannabineer]

 

[Uncle Pirate]

Your momma's so fat, they have to jack her up to take off her shoes.
Your momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so dumb it took her a week to watch first 48

 

[racerboy71]

your momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house..

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so fat she emailed me her pic last month and its still loading

 

[cannabineer]

Yo momma so ugly ...
when she entered an ugly contest, they said "no professionals". cn

 

[fdd2blk]

yo momma is sitting here on my lap.

 

[racerboy71]

yo momma is sitting here on my lap.

you must have a big lap fdd'ed, lol..

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so fat i gotta catch a flight to get on her good side

 

[Total Head]

yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family

 

[fdd2blk]

you must have a big lap fdd'ed, lol..

yo mamma is so fat i need a bigger lap.

 

[picklesrskankin]

Yo momma so stupid she put a newspaper on the tv screen, and told us it was payperview.

 

[Uncle Pirate]

Your momma's so fat, she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Your momma's so stupid, she tried killing herself by jumping out the basement window.
Your momma's so stupid, she saw a billboard for Dodge Trucks, so she started running through traffic.

 

[racerboy71]

your momma so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her drug test..

 

[Uncle Pirate]

Your momma's so stupid she thought that hamburger helper came with another person.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so dumb i told her ill make it rain so she grabbed an umbrella