this is YO MAMA!
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racerboy71
bud bootlegger
your mom is like a hoagie, she don't care what kind of meat goes in...
your mom is like the library, open to the public..
your mom is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn..
i could go on and on, but i'll leave room for others to play..
your mom is like the library, open to the public..
your mom is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn..
i could go on and on, but i'll leave room for others to play..
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Yo mama so fat ...
...only way to get her through a doorframe is to strip her naked, grease her up and wave a Little Debbie on the other side. cn
...only way to get her through a doorframe is to strip her naked, grease her up and wave a Little Debbie on the other side. cn
Uncle Pirate
Active Member
Your momma's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Uncle Pirate
Active Member
Your momma's so fat, they have to jack her up to take off her shoes.
Your momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Your momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
your momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house..
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Yo momma so ugly ...
when she entered an ugly contest, they said "no professionals". cn
when she entered an ugly contest, they said "no professionals". cn
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
you must have a big lap fdd'ed, lol..
Total Head
Well-Known Member
yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family
yo mamma is so fat i need a bigger lap.you must have a big lap fdd'ed, lol..
picklesrskankin
Active Member
Yo momma so stupid she put a newspaper on the tv screen, and told us it was payperview.
Uncle Pirate
Active Member
Your momma's so fat, she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Your momma's so stupid, she tried killing herself by jumping out the basement window.
Your momma's so stupid, she saw a billboard for Dodge Trucks, so she started running through traffic.
Your momma's so stupid, she tried killing herself by jumping out the basement window.
Your momma's so stupid, she saw a billboard for Dodge Trucks, so she started running through traffic.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
your momma so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her drug test..
Uncle Pirate
Active Member
Your momma's so stupid she thought that hamburger helper came with another person.