this is YO MAMA!

Yo momma so fat,she bought out the twinkies company.

yo mama so dumb i told her theres no more ding dongs so she said fuck it ill just be celibate

Yo momma so fat,after she gives birth she eats her young.

yo mama so fat the rest of this joke wont fit in the thread

Yo momma so fat,she aint gotta neck all she can use is "Head & Shoulders"

yo mama so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for tossing out all the Ws

cummo! bring it!

Yo momma so stupid,she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

yo mama so fat when i climb on top of her my ears pop

Yo momma so fat,when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

i just had the visual lol

yo mama so fat she can cry me a great lake

Yo momma so fat it takes 5 spirits for her to catch the holy ghost.

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Yo Mama is so smart, she listens to Yo-Yo Ma

Yo momma so fat,she kidnapped ronald mcdonald and demanded 1 million nuggets,in a suit case.

yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo momma so fat,she just got outta rehab for sniffing powderd donuts,and smoking pop rocks