this is YO MAMA!

Yo mama so ugly when she was born her mama was ticked for littering

Yo mama so ugly she got disqualified from a ugly competition for being a professional.

Yo mama so poor she puts free samples on layaway

Yo mama is so sexy I had consentual sex with her.

Yo mama so old she's still using kick start vibrators

Yo momma so fat,after she had you she kept the after birth,took it home,put it on the gill,and ate it.

yo mama got no legs talkin bout "i wont stand for this shit!"

LMAO..
Yo momma so stupid,she called for help when she locked her keys in a convertible car with the top down.

yo mama so stupid she thought fleetwood mac was a new burger at mcds

Yo momma so stupid,she got locked in a furniture store,and slept on the floor.

Your mother is so old she shits rust.

...yo mama so easy, if her vagina had a password it would be 'password'.

yo mama so fat she has runs in her sweat pants

Yo momma has a dick and a pussy,everytime we get into a argument,no offense but I tell her to go fuck her self.

Yo momma so stupid,when somebody ordered a small frie at mcdonalds,she told them that they are out of small fries.

yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldnt come back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgHJAy9hiEY
[youtube]DgHJAy9hiEY[/youtube]

Yo momma so old,she needs one of these...

[video=youtube;bQlpDiXPZHQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQlpDiXPZHQ[/video]

"I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS" LOL..