this is YO MAMA!

yo momma so stupid,when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?"

Yo mama so stupid, i told her id hit her up tomorrow so she put a restraining order on me

Yo mamma so fat,she signed to g-unit records,and got GGGGG-Grilled chicken,steaks,franks,and south side jamocha shakes tattooed on her arm.

Lol!

Yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry

Yo momma so fat,she gotta get weighed on a fish scale.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a puzzle then returned it cus it was broken

Yo momma so stupid,she put old spice in her chilli,she thought it was a food seasoning.

Yo mama so stupid she called e trade and tried to buy livestock

Yo momma so stupid,she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

Yo mama so short she has to look up to look down

Yo mama is such a hoe that when she had you,your father doubted he was the father,he went to get a paternity test and the resaults came back that he wasnt the father,and she wasnt your mother.

Oh you got jokes tonight huh??

Lol yo mama so fat she has to have her picture taken with google earth

ebgood said:

Lol yo mama so fat she has to have her picture taken with google earth

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Now thats just disrespectful LOL..

Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her

LMAO...
Yo momma so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"

yo mama so fat when she walked in font of the tv the next show was on

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is written in hebrew

Yo mommas so fat her clothes have stretch marks