The UK Growers Thread!

zeddd

zeddd

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The Yorkshireman said:
Zeddd foam/gel/soap serves an objective purpose in shaving (efficiency), comfort is an added bonus.

Dry shaving with blades fucks your skin up long term as the blade drags/skips and generally tears your face to pieces.

The best shaving brushes are made with pure Badger hair for a reason.

I'd rather not put 20 years onto the age of my face with poor shaving practices.
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I have been shaving everyday for 10 years in the shower, shaving gel is for cunts, literally
 
bazoomer

bazoomer

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Yes, I confess to being a cunt shaver too , I have sensitive skin & it needs moisture, although I haven't had a shave for months, Mrs likes stubble between her milky white thighs , so electric stubble designer shaver has come into my life :/
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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zeddd said:
I have been shaving everyday for 10 years in the shower, shaving gel is for cunts, literally
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And the natural oils in your hair and skin are waterproof. :lol:

Go to a decent barber for a proper cut throat shave sometime and then come back and say it wasn't the best shave of your life and that soap is for cunts and I'll call you a liar.



Shave however you want mate but you are clearly mistaking the difference between having an ultra smooth, clean shaven face with great skin condition and just simply removing the daily stubble.

There is no comparison between the two, which is the point I was trying to make.
 
Bunduki

Bunduki

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Fuck the barber, get a good brush yourself and find a decent leisure centre or gym with a steam room.
Sit in there for 20m, head to the sink and lather up with a brush, you'll get the best shave you've ever had.

My local barber charges £7.50 for a shave and he's shit, mate used him and he missed spots.
Local gym charges £6 for a day pass to the sauna, steam room and swimming pool with a snack and drink (bacon baguette + mocha for me) included and the steam room will do a hell of a lot more to open up your pores and saturate your hairs than 5 minutes with a hot wet towel on your face in the barbers.

Trust me, I'm a bald cunt, I have an entire fucking head to shave so I look more like Vin Diesel than Friar Tuck so plenty of practice
 
theslipperbandit

theslipperbandit

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The Yorkshireman said:
And the natural oils in your hair and skin are waterproof. :lol:

Go to a decent barber for a proper cut throat shave sometime and then come back and say it wasn't the best shave of your life and that soap is for cunts and I'll call you a liar.



Shave however you want mate but you are clearly mistaking the difference between having an ultra smooth, clean shaven face with great skin condition and just simply removing the daily stubble.

There is no comparison between the two, which is the point I was trying to make.
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Nah its faired out to be my best xanax ebay buy yet I got the removable blades one just cuz they're so fucking cheap to replace and I get 2 free boxes of blades that I half and fit in very snug so they'll last ages and you definitely need preferably shaving gel, something with a alot of lather that really thickens up.
then I do me lines so me beard don't look like a pedo beard.amazing razor I'll eventually get the more expensive ones you whone the blade but I may just get a better one anyways this was like 7e job done and u really feel the control I noticed when held at about a 30 degree angel you've no problem just smooth strokes n is great for following the grain. I sometimes shave my kneck in the shower but when I'm cleaning up my lines I do it in the sink after is as heat opens up the pours then shave you'll get there then cold water straight to close/tighten the pours..then u can call every 1 for being fag got for using pussy mac 10 blades costing ton of grade imma be cowboy ,smoke rolled and all
 
theslipperbandit

theslipperbandit

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Took a bit of practice not to melt the plastic but 7 sheets of paper folded over then ten seconds with the straighteners clamped then pull it out a few times n doom...ninja stealth..new pack of baccy ; )20161123_075316_noexif.jpg she seems fairly smell proof aswell
 
theslipperbandit

theslipperbandit

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Went a bit further and took the customs stamp off my fresh baccy n used double sided sticky take so it looks un upend. ..even replaced the tabacco encrusted sticky seal 20161123_080127_noexif.jpg
 
zeddd

zeddd

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The Yorkshireman said:
And the natural oils in your hair and skin are waterproof. :lol:

Go to a decent barber for a proper cut throat shave sometime and then come back and say it wasn't the best shave of your life and that soap is for cunts and I'll call you a liar.



Shave however you want mate but you are clearly mistaking the difference between having an ultra smooth, clean shaven face with great skin condition and just simply removing the daily stubble.

There is no comparison between the two, which is the point I was trying to make.
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I don't even buy my soap, I make it now with pH up and olive oil, can rinse the plants with it if needed, so it's only toothpaste and razor I need to buy, fuk going to a barber and spending a tenner for a shave, did it in India hot towels the lot, fuk that I can wipe my own arse
 
theslipperbandit

theslipperbandit

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Went one step further .... I feel like a ninja throwing star...sleek,mysterious but deadly lol 20161123_190647_noexif.jpggot another order n had another pouch so took it a little more serious so the opening is sealed (straighteners with 7 sheets of paper so she wouldn't show melting signs) then replaced the bit of stick tape with fresh, got the customs you'll off in 1 go n double sided tape onto it after measuring her lol (11 or so sheets to seal the plastic packaging)
 
Pompeygrow

Pompeygrow

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yo guys hows it going been so busy with work aint got time to shit these days but on the plus side i get to harvest this weekend but ive also got an council electrical inspection coming up ffs so i gotta take everything down and hide it all @the yorkshireman what was the name of that shop m8 for the pc parts im due an upgrade :)
 
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