The First Time You Fapped?

Padawanbater2 · Nov 13, 2012

Didn't fap that time, just picked up the mag, I think I was 16

Stonerman Enoch · Nov 13, 2012

stumpjumper said:
I was like 10, was molested by my babysitter. After she let me fuck her she told me that if I rubbed vasolene on it it would feel the same way... so I tried.. After that I was hooked lol..

Damn babysitters and their shenanigans.

Winter Woman · Nov 13, 2012

Carne Seca said:
That's church policy. NO MASTURBATION!

do you follow the rules? I mean here, on this rule, not any rule, but this rule. Tell me do you?

CSI Stickyicky · Nov 13, 2012

The first time i "fapped" it was called "choking the chicken", not "fapping"

Fungus Gnat · Nov 13, 2012

[video=youtube;bkEQTidTAiw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkEQTidTAiw[/video]

rainman36 · Nov 13, 2012

I also lost my virginity from a babysitter also,but I don't know why when I seen the word "Fapped" it tickled the hell outta me LOL..

MojoRison · Nov 13, 2012

When this was a new song
[video=youtube_share;psbxL7o-6ZA]http://youtu.be/psbxL7o-6ZA[/video]

CrownMeKing · Nov 13, 2012

wth I wish I had a babysitter like you guys, started wacking my willie when I was in kindergarden I found out early. Glad to know i'm not the only one lol

Carne Seca · Nov 13, 2012

Winter Woman said:
do you follow the rules? I mean here, on this rule, not any rule, but this rule. Tell me do you?

I ain't sayin' yes and I ain't sayin' no. I'm just sayin'.

The first time I fapped was the first time I got fapped. He was in high school. He asked me to help him clean out his shed. He got me drunk. Shit happened. Voila! I'm gay.

Urca · Nov 13, 2012

lol girls cant fap, but most girls I know started (including me) getting themselves off when they were like 13. Everyone knew what a shower head could do, we just never talked about it. But everyone, and I mean everyone, masturbates. No shame in it.

xKuroiTaimax · Nov 13, 2012

I've never done anything with a shower head and I don't know how but the only time I hear woman talk about masturbation they keep mentioning it. I guess I missed the memo.

cannabineer · Nov 13, 2012

Carne Seca said:
I ain't sayin' yes and I ain't sayin' no. I'm just sayin'.

The first time I fapped was the first time I got fapped. He was in high school. He asked me to help him clean out his shed. He got me drunk. Shit happened. Voila! I'm gay.

First, he feared his shed.
Then, he shed his fears.
(Praise everybody he didn't feed anyone's shears.) cn

Carne Seca · Nov 13, 2012

or told his peers.

cannabineer · Nov 13, 2012

Carne Seca said:
or told his peers.

or peed his toes.
Yes; I'm reaching a bit. :mrgreen:

cn

Carne Seca · Nov 13, 2012

cannabineer said:
or peed his toes.
Yes; I'm reaching a bit. cn

Or toed his peas? (since we're stretching)

cannabineer · Nov 13, 2012

Carne Seca said:
Or toed his peas? (since we're stretching)

Or toed his cheese.

"Excuse me Sir ... could you help me reach my bit?" :shock:

cn

Carne Seca · Nov 13, 2012

UNCLE! I'm too crunk for this. LOL

cannabineer · Nov 13, 2012

Carne Seca said:
UNCLE! I'm to crunk for this. LOL

No worries. We're just playing with ... I mean ... heyyy, is that a car? cn

spandy · Nov 13, 2012

Holy shit, some of you should have child molestation charges up against you for jerking yourselves off at those ages, damn!

charface · Nov 13, 2012

xKuroiTaimax said:
I've never done anything with a shower head and I don't know how but the only time I hear woman talk about masturbation they keep mentioning it. I guess I missed the memo.

I`m a guy and even I know about the shower head.
They spray water on themselves, you know, down there.

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