The First Time You Fapped?

I also lost my virginity from a babysitter also,but I don't know why when I seen the word "Fapped" it tickled the hell outta me LOL..
 
wth I wish I had a babysitter like you guys, started wacking my willie when I was in kindergarden I found out early. Glad to know i'm not the only one lol
 
do you follow the rules? I mean here, on this rule, not any rule, but this rule. Tell me do you?

I ain't sayin' yes and I ain't sayin' no. I'm just sayin'.

The first time I fapped was the first time I got fapped. He was in high school. He asked me to help him clean out his shed. He got me drunk. Shit happened. Voila! I'm gay.
 
lol girls cant fap, but most girls I know started (including me) getting themselves off when they were like 13. Everyone knew what a shower head could do, we just never talked about it. But everyone, and I mean everyone, masturbates. No shame in it.
 
I've never done anything with a shower head and I don't know how but the only time I hear woman talk about masturbation they keep mentioning it. I guess I missed the memo.
 
I ain't sayin' yes and I ain't sayin' no. I'm just sayin'.

The first time I fapped was the first time I got fapped. He was in high school. He asked me to help him clean out his shed. He got me drunk. Shit happened. Voila! I'm gay.

First, he feared his shed.
Then, he shed his fears.
(Praise everybody he didn't feed anyone's shears.) cn
 
or peed his toes.
Yes; I'm reaching a bit. :mrgreen: cn

Or toed his peas? (since we're stretching)
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Holy shit, some of you should have child molestation charges up against you for jerking yourselves off at those ages, damn!
 
I've never done anything with a shower head and I don't know how but the only time I hear woman talk about masturbation they keep mentioning it. I guess I missed the memo.

I`m a guy and even I know about the shower head.
They spray water on themselves, you know, down there.
 
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